The least shocking news of the weekend

Over the weekend, LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheramet split after 7 years of their sham marriage.

It looks like Michael Phelps has let himself go already

Dancing with the Stars dancers Karina and Max practice at a dress rehearsal

These two are adorable.

Miss Charisma hosts a party in Atlantic City

Few people are more riveting to listen to than Lauren Conrad which is why she makes the perfect choice to host parties, particularly those held in Atlantic City. Irregardless if we think it's a bad fit- at least this is not as bad as having Heidi Montag sing at the Miss Universe pageant.

J Lo celebrates her 40th birthday with her skeletal hubby Marc Anthony

Even in a suit, Marc Anthony doesn't clear 100 pounds. Yet for some reason he recently stated that his son Max has potential to be a pro football player in the NFL. Unless this kid takes after his mother- there is no chance of that happening.

Prince William does a hike with homeless teens in the UK

In addition to his commitment to helping the needy, he should also commit to helping his receding hair line.

Another ensemble for Johnny Depp that translates into "I could give a crap what I look like"

It's not that the outfit and hair are that bad, it's just that Johnny Depp could look a lot better. He made a surprise appearance at a press conference in San Diego for his new Alice in Wonderland movie.

Madonna hangs out with her "good friend" Jesus

By "good friend", she means "sex slave and personal foot massager."

Ellen Pompeo out and about

That's a cute maternity dress.

Rachel McAdams and Cameron Diaz hang out at Comic Con together

Hell to the no!

Who painted this portrait of Brooke Hogan?

Update** this painting was done by her father, Hulk Hogan.

David Beckham takes his two youngest sons to the Grove in LA

Candy Spelling needs a job

When Candy Spelling gets bored, she writes letter to gossip websites, like TMZ and gives intimate details of her relationship with her daughter Tori or gives Hollywood trainwrecks advice on how to behave (as she did to Lindsay Lohan months ago). This woman is clearly bored out of her mind and needs something else to do besides her daily job of watching Dr. Phil and looking at her jewelery. An excerpt of this long letter is below:

"I know many middle-aged people have issues about their parents and their upbringing. I did. My memories didn't match all those of my mother, and, funny thing, it's the same way with my daughter.

Life has consequences. What you say is on the record. Other people have feelings.

I have a vested interest in this subject. My daughter, Tori's, two-part season finale revolves around my granddaughter's first birthday party and how she has made what seems like an agonizing decision to invite me".

Not a good photo of Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester

Something looks amiss with her face. She normally looks adorable.

Shia Lebeouf has a new gal pal and it's not his mother