Monday, July 13, 2009

It's gone from bad to worse


We are now in a crisis stage five alert.

J Lo and Marc Anthony head off to dinner together


A unique fashion coincidence-- Marc Anthony wears the same size jeans as Taylor Momsen.

Newlyweds Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan enjoy a kiss at LAX (aka the most romantic place on earth)


Jon Gosselin got tired of looking at the reverse mullet


Jon Gosselin was seen holding hands with a new lady-- one who has a somewhat normal looking hairstyle.

Hillary Duff and boyfriend Mike Comrie are out and about in LA


The little dog behind them is adorable.

Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum got married on Saturday in Malibu


These two pretty people were married in front of 200 guests. Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage was Dewan's Maid of Honor. The couple have been together since 2006, when they met on the set of their movie "Step Up" which is one of our parents' favorite movies.

Katy Perry rocks out in Scotland and shows off her body in Turkey



Katy Perry revealed a cute figure while in Turkey. She later performed at the T in the Park music festival in Scotland, though she was not the leading act. That duty was performed by the Killers who were awesome, in our estimation.

Mercy and David hang out with Madonna, who is now officially half woman/half machine


Chad Michael Scuzzy hangs out with his child girlfriend Kenzie Dalton



As many of you know, her sister Kristen Dalton is the current Miss USA.

Jennifer Aniston looks real excited to hear that the "sacred" twins are celebrating their first birthday


Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern


Ryan Reynolds is cute and funny. Questions of the day: Does Scarlett Johansson deserve to be with him?

The skanky extensions are back


Just when you thought you'd seen enough of the yellow horse hair ponytail....
Old habits die hard. This is one woman who loves herself even more than Kanye West does. The problem is that Kanye West is talented and Paris Hilton is a big dildo.

Are high heel sneakers in?


We hope not.

We're not big fans of these shorts


Baby Bronx is getting big.

Shenae Grimes is dating a fellow Canadian, Ethan Rapport-Cole


We have to believe that this guy has never seen her act on 90210. He's living in ignorant bliss that she's actually an "actress."