Thursday, July 02, 2009

There is never an appropriate time to wear these outfits


Tori and Dean look ridiculous--- again.

The only Jonas brother that is still a virgin has taken desperate measures to rectify this


Kevin Jonas (21) has proposed to his girlfriend Danielle at her doorstep in New Jersey. They met exactly two years ago while vacationing with their families. We actually applaud the fact that he's not sleeping with every woman in sight. Although-- it should be added that this is probably not by choice.

Rupert Friend and Keira Knightley enjoy the extreme London heat


When it gets in the high 70s in London it feels like a sauna for some reason.

Lindsay Lohan looks like she's got her act together.....


if you compare her to Courtney Love and Pete Doherty.

Mandy Moore looks cute on the cover of Women's Health


Kate Winslet cheers on Andy Murray at Wimbledon


We're rooting for Roger Federer in the mens and anyone but Elena Dementieva in the womens.

Gwyneth Paltrow is hell bent on making all of America hate her


Gwyneth Paltrow keeps doing interviews where she puts down the US and compliments Europe. For some reason she hasn't learned the art of complimenting two countries at the same time, such as in a recent interview comparing Spain to the US. All she had to do was say that both countries are great for different reasons. Naturally, the response to her comments has led to another explosion of comments from websites. Most commenters have made the typical hyper-nationalistic comments that Gwyneth should never come back to the US etc, etc. We think she just needs to do the following to stop annoying everyone:
1) Shut down her website Goop
2) Stop investing in high end gyms or talking about her personal trainer or her diet
3) Walk the red carpet with her husband instead of going out of their way to pretend they're not a couple
4) Stop talking about how great Europe is if she's only going to put down the US in the process
5) Stop talking about herself

Jessica Simpson belts out the national anthem in DC


In are related story, everyone living in the DC area has just lost 40% of their hearing capacity.

Jessica Simpson's hair looks great....



.... but the outfit is a little suspect.

this outfit doesn't work either


Delirious comment of the month


Dina Lohan tries to come up with an excuse for why her horrible reality show was cancelled:
"I only did the show to defuse the rumors. And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, 'No, no, no! They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas."

Beyonce enjoys herself in Miami Beach


Either that or she just saw a photo of her sister Solange in her Rainbow Bright number.

Steve Carrell and Tina Fey star in Date Night


We love both of these two, so this movie looks pretty good.

For some reason, Bar Refaeli did some nude video