Monday, June 29, 2009

Someone needs to call 911 for Kate Hudson's hair


Kate Hudson had to dye her hair brown for another crappy movie she's doing and the mixture with her old dyed blonde hair is starting to look weird. In other news, she and A-Roids are still going strong. Cut to two weeks from now, when she gets back together with Owen Wilson, dumps him for being too much of a downer, hooks up with someone else and then gets back together with Owen Wilson only to dump him weeks later.

Mercy helps Madonna and Guy reunite


Guy Ritchie had a chance to meet Mercy in Malawi when he was still married to Madonna. This past weekend, everyone had a chance to reunite and the meeting between Guy and Madonna was described as cordial. Supposedly, Madonna and Guy aren't at each other's throats anymore and Guy has even met Madonna's boytoy, Jesus Luz.

Ellen Pompeo shows off her baby bump


At what point will these two start tattooing their faces?


It looks like they're getting close to going that route.

Annalynne McCord shoots a scene for 90210


Isla Fisher takes daughter Olive to dance class


Olive is pretty cute.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds promote "The Proposal" in Madrid


We're surprised that our parents haven't seen this movie yet. They've seen every romantic comedy that's every been made. We're not kidding.

These two might be dating


Vanessa Minillo who recently parted ways with Nick Lachey, is not going back to dating sports stars (as we originally thought she would). Instead she's chosen to date pale and scrawny actors. We doubt this hook-up will last more than a week.

Heidi Klum stays active and shows off her baby bump


Britney Spears goes out and about with her new boyfriend/babysitter Jason Trawick


Ana Ortiz gives birth to a girl named Paloma Louise


Originally she said that she was going to name the baby Ramona. No offense to anyone named Ramona, but that's a horrible name. We like the name Paloma, though-- it's very pretty.

Kendra Wilkinson married Hank Baskett on Saturday at the Playboy mansion







The happy couple was seen in the top photograph at LAX, en route to their honeymoon. Our guess is they went to either Mexico or Hawaii.
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The bridesmaids wore lavender dresses that don't look too hideous and the bride wore a white monstrosity that she designed herself. It's very 1986 for our taste- just a little too much material and too satiny. Her hair looked nice though.
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At the last minute she decided to have her brother walk her down the aisle instead of Hugh Hefner, since the 6:45 pm ceremony was past Hugh Hefner's bedtime.

Lindsay Lohan turned 43 this past weekend












To celebrate her 23rd birthday, Lindsay Lohan went to Las Vegas- which seems like the perfect place to go if you are a recovering drug addict/alcoholic.

Tyra Banks tries to distract everyone from focusing on Michael Jackson with her strange outfit


She must have been really boiling in this outfit in the dead of summer.

Beyonce shows up to the BET awards


The BET awards was another opportunity for everyone to focus on Michael Jackson and the circus surrounding his death. Over the weekend, everyone probably heard the news that MJ was a big pill popper and his doctor is being investigated.