Monday, June 22, 2009
Well, many of you may know by know that Perez Hilton was punched in the face by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas after he consistently referred to Fergie as "fugly" on his website and called Will.i.am a "fa_ _ t" to his face, while at a series of after parties in Toronto. Perez claims that Will.i.am was aggressive with him and acted in a threatening manner towards him and that he feared for his life after he was punched in the face by the manager. Will.i.am issued a video denial of the incident claiming an errant fan did the punching. Perez responded with his own overly dramatic 12 minute video where he called Will.i.am a liar, said "violence is not the answer" a million times and then ended it by calling Fergie "fugly."
We have several thoughts on this matter. First, we don't understand why Perez's wrath is not directed towards the manager that hit him. Second, what did he think was going to happen when he called Will.i.am the derogatory f-word referred to above? Though we disagree with the manager hitting him, Perez seemed shocked by this-- as if it was a complete impossibility that someone might hit him. He also acted as if he had been tortured for 20 hours.
Most of the comments from readers on other websites have not been sympathetic towards Perez. He has a huge audience of millions of readers and he can sometimes be really mean, while inexpicably kissing Paris Hilton's ass. We don't think Perez was slugged in the face for what he's written on the site. We think that the way he handled the encounter with Will.i.am was very provocative and unnecessary. If Will.i.am was speaking to him in a threatening manner, instead of calling him a name, he should have left the conversation immediately.
We are highly critical of the trainwrecks, gold-diggers, pompous asses and delirious no-talents of Hollywood, but very few people read our site, no one knows who we are and no one cares.
Madonna (seen here with David) must be thrilled to have been granted the adoption of her daughter Mercy but a couple of things are annoying to us. Was the private jet and the three people necessary? The money spent on that flight and on those assistants could have been used to build another orphanage in Malawi.
There are two possible reasons for this. One she had an affair while married, to a married man and two, she's not wearing a bra.
Peter Andre had an emotional reunion with his family where the singer/reality star that no on in the US has ever heard of broke down in tears. Katie Price continues to vamp it up around Ibiza while wearing oufits that even are too slutty for Mariah Carey.
Believe it or not A-Rod and serial dater Kate Hudson are still going strong. It's also surprising that A-Rod is dating a woman that doesn't look like she can bench press his body in her sleep.
Scheduling permitted, Julianne will star opposite Chace Crawford in Footloose. Expectations should be low since she's reprising the role originally taken by Lori Singer-- aka the worst actress in the world-- and her co-star is Chace Crawford-- aka a man who makes Al Gore seem charismatic.