Another bozo makes it on the cover of US magazine

Stephanie Pratt, the only person in the world who is dumber than Horsey Pratt has blamed being on "The Hills" for driving her into a spiral of bulimia. She especially placed blame on a comment made by Audrina Patridge that while wearing a bikini she should wear a shirt over it. Us magazine has assured everyone that she has recovered from bulimia and has settled back into her big fat size 0-2 figure. Jon and Kate Gosselin didn't do anything interesting this week, which is what led to the focus on this story which was probably conjured up during a 3 am brain storming sesssion at the offices of US magazine.

People magazine names the hottest Bachelors of 2009

Do we think these are the hottest bachelors of 2009? The list is missing Marat Safin.

Chace Crawford

Chace Crawford is too pretty and a really bad actor.

Brody Jenner?

Please say they're kidding. Update, Brody Jenner has bought off a People magazine editor for over 400,000 dollars worth of jewelery he stole from a Lindsay Lohan photo shoot.

Chris Pine

Ehhh..

Adam Lambert

Common

We thought he was dating Serena Williams. They would make a good couple.

The Rock?

No.

Ryan Eggold and Kellan Lutz

Yes to Lutz, no to Eggold. Both of these guys are on 90210 and Lutz also stars in Twilight.

Shia Labozo

This guy is too weird and has a really strange relationship with his mom.

Robert Pattinson

We don't see the appeal, but millions of ladies probably disagree.

Jessica Biel is on the cover of Gotham magazine

Sometimes she can really look great.

Jada Pinckett Smith continues to drone on about how great her sex life is with Will Smith

Here she is promoting her new show about being a nurse on Letterman.

Sandra Bullock promotes her movie, "The Proposal"

Thankfully, she and her co-star Ryan Reynolds are already married so we don't have to hear about all of their fake romantic banter while on the set.

Reese Witherspoon shows off her running skills on the set of her new comedy

Miraculously Reese, has actual muscle tone in her legs.

The blind and dumb leading the blind and dumber

Kim Kardashian was the key expert consultant that Speidi referred to for Horsey Pratt's Playboy shoot. Kardashian's best advice was to put a bag over your face and push your rock-hard melons together.

Christiano Ronaldo receives a very weird massage

This is the kind of massage that LeAnn Rimes husband usually receives, when LeAnne is in her room pining over Eddie Cibrian.

Christiano Ronaldo's legs are veinier than Angelina Jolie's arms

We love dogs too, but....

Kelly Pickler may be taking this love a little too far.

Happy Gisele promotes Pantene in Brazil

Boring and bland actress Claire Danes says that Narciso Rodriguez will design her wedding dress

We have a tip for Narciso Rodriguez: Empire waste-- she's got the longest torso in the world.

Bruno promotes Bruno

Anna Paquin?

Who knew that Anna Paquin had such a cute figure? Apparently, she has been bearing all in her new series, True Blood.

Ana Ortiz shows off her 8 month bump

She looks like she's been enjoying her pregnancy.

Megan Fox does not like yellow roses

If the roses aren't red, she's not having any of it.

Gorgeous Michelle Pheiffer is on the cover of InStyle

Rhianna brings a bright yellow umbrella with her in Hong Kong

Tori Spelling loves being in bikinis