Tuesday, June 16, 2009

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Matt Damon enjoys the surf in Hawaii


Blake Lively shows off a new tan


Bruce Willis and his wife of the moment do a weird shoot for W



Most of the pictures in this shoot are bizarre and creepy. Bruce and Emma are a weird looking couple. He's old enough to be her dad, and she's almost young enough to date Ashton Kutcher.

Kate Bosworth looks older than Catherine Zeta Jones


What happened to her since she did "Blue Crush"? She used to be so pretty and healthy!

Audrina and her huge rockets bomb into Mexico


Lindsay Lohan takes pictures of herself for her fans


Though Lindsay Lohan recently ranted about having "psycho" fans, she thought a good way to deal with this was to take pictures of herself topless and post them on twitter. This woman is genius.

Ashley Olsen gets invited to some fashion awards because she's a brilliant fashion designer


and by "brilliant" we mean in comparison to Lauren Conrad and Tina Knowles.

Nick Lachey just found out Jessica Simpson is coming out with another country album


He spent many years putting up with singing/screaming. He's suffered enough.

The world's least rhythmic person attempts to dance while in Atlantic City


Paris is in Atlantic City to supplement her income working as a hooker for a couple of nights.

Fergie sexes it up for Allure magazine





She looks great.

Sienna tells Vogue a load of crap


In the latest installment of "things that are false" Sienna Miller tells Vogue magazine that she's never had a one-night stand. We believe this like we believe that Ahmadinejad won the election in Iran fair and square. Click here for more.

Another Transformers premiere, another chance for Megan Fox to show everyone her crappy tattoos



She also seems to be cuddling up to her screwed up co-star Shia LaBozo. She claims that she's technically single.

Though Rumer Willis has no business being in the entertainment business, we wil be surprised if Kaya Gerber doesn't explore that option


We'll be very surprised if Cindy Crawford's adorable daughter Kaya doesn't become a model/actress.

Al Roker is our hero


Al Roker took Speidi to task the other day on the Today Show. Simply being asked the question, "are you proud of your actions?" caused the feeble-minded Heidi to burst into tears and lodge a series of delirious complaints on Ryan Seacrest's radio show that Al Roker was "mean-spirited." While the rest of the world applauds Al Roker, Heidi claims she is taking the high road and will "forgive" him since the "devil" got inside of him during the interview. Though this explanation solves the Al Roker question, she still has no explanation for why she's a mind-numbing idiot.