More critical in Hollywood than the "save the whales" campaign is the "save katie the robot" campaign. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like much can be done about it.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Katie Holmes' outfits are another cry for help
More critical in Hollywood than the "save the whales" campaign is the "save katie the robot" campaign. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like much can be done about it.
Kristin Cavallari is smiling again
After several years of trying to make it as an actress, Cavallari has succombed to reality that her only talent is being a reality tv star. Unfortunately, the delusional Cavallari still refers to this as "acting."
Halle Berry attends the Shanghai Film Festival
We know we're a broken record, but we hate her hair like this.
Jennifer Aniston makes fun of herself at the Women in Film Gala
At the gala, Jennifer Aniston made fun of her movies and how the titles parallel with her life. Her next movie is titled "The Baster" about a woman who artificially inseminates herself. If she wants to eradicate the notion that she's an emotional basketcase, making movies like "The Baster" are not going to help matters.
Karl Lagerfeld will be taking over the role of Dr. Evil in the next Austin Powers installment
Weird looking designer Karl Lagerfeld has gone after Heidi Klum and her husband Seal again, this time attacking Seal's skin (which was caused by discoid lupus erythematosus when he was younger) and once again claiming that Heidi is neither famous nor skinny. Is this guy completely insane? In what universe is Heidi Klum fat? Has he seen himself in the mirror? Is he a long lost relative of Hitler?
Usher and his wife/mommy figure Tameka Foster have split
Though Usher and Tameka have two children together, they will not try to make it work and are splitting after two years of marriage. Reports claim that they've been separated for over a year.
Speidi is back in the US
The world's two biggest idiots have spared Costa Rica and have left the reality show "I'm Irrelevant, Put me on TV." Unfortunately, we have to admit that the best thing about that show was Speidi. They were so unusally annoying that you can't take your eyes off them. It's a talent to be that annoying. Few have mastered it. The elite circle comprises of Speidi, Sarah Palin, Paris Hilton, Kate Gosselin and Dina Lohan.
Christian Ronaldo continues to ignore the warnings from medical doctors
Christian Ronaldo decided to hang out with Paris Hilton one more time since she can't get enough of his greasy body and he likes to play Russian roulette with his genitals. She thankfully is off to the Middle East to film her annoying reality show, "My New Best Fake Friend" in Dubai. Hopefully her plane will get re-routed and will land in Northwest, Pakistan instead.
Megan Fox's style icon is: Heather Graham
Heather Graham's brilliant advice for Megan Fox for this premiere was "show your nipples and go commado."
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