Catherine Zeta Jones looks her age for once

CZJ looks about 40 in these photos, which is what she turns this September. Since marrying old fogie Michael Douglas, however, she has aged about ten years and normally looks about 47. Here she is dancing for him at a gala celebrating his life's work. We still can't believe these two have been together for more than a decade.

What in the world happened to Annette Bening?

Here's another May-December romance that's lasted, but has not benefitted the younger woman. Annette Bening is only 52, while hubby Warren Beatty is 71. Correct us if we're wrong, but they look the same age.

A werid photoshoot involving Chris Noth and Milla Jovovich

Miley Cyrus gets a nose ring

Based on this photo, it looks like Trish Cyrus has been reading the Dina Lohan "I want to be your buddy" parenting book.

Kellan Lutz has been getting some deserved attention lately

Kellan Lutz has been allowing the paparazzi to take photos of him in various stages of undress while working out. We've taken notice. Lutz is dating Annalynne McCord, the horrible over-actress from the new 90210. This only confirms that love is more deaf than blind.

The tight pants don't help

The Jonas brothers are super dorky. The tight jeans are not a step in the right direction.

We weren't big fans of these chunky heels before, we're not big fans of these chunky heels now

The shoes don't make Jessica Simpson look taller.

We feel sorry for these two girls

With a mom like Denise Richards and a dad like Charlie Sheen--- that doesn't give you the most confidence about how they'll turn out. Possibly they'll rebel by:

• Going to school
• Not marrying guys who sleep with hookers and watch porn all day
• Not sleeping with aging rockers who were married to their best friends
  

Smoking does a body good

Melanie Griffith lights up a cigarette en route to a visit to see a facialist with her daughter Stella. Possibly Melanie Griffith hasn't gotten the memo, that cigarettes aren't the best thing if you're trying to prevent wrinkles.

Time to vomit

The big nosed herpes infected bird that is better known as Paris Hilton has spread her case of warts to new Real Madrid footballer, Christian Ronaldo. Though few thought that he could find anyone greasier than himself, Paris Hilton made it easy for him by inviting him over to her house where he stayed until 5am.

Chastity Bono will be undergoing a sex change

We know that it must be a hard decision to make. Good luck to her.

Kristen Stewart looks like hell

We know it's for a movie-- about Joan Jett. After she completes this movie, she's ready to play Rickie Sambora in his Lifetime channel bio-pic.

Where there's a camera, there's Eva Longoria

Eva makes her way to a Wendy's in Texas.

A warning to anyone who has 20/20 vision

Heidi Montag and her rock hard melons will be making their way into Playboy.