We love Adam Lambert, and we could care less if he comes out now, later or never. It's his choice.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
At a party in London, Lindsay Lohan rambled on and on about feeling like a caged animal
In Lindsay Lohan speak a "caged animal" is a 48 year old crack-ho.
We're devastated! Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are no longer together
We don't know why we care, but this is almost as bad as when Brad and Jen broke up.
Tori Spelling update
Tori Spelling is a horrible actress and has a face that only a mother could love. Unfortunately, her mother is Candy Spelling. Candy recently bemoaned that she has never met her granddaughter Stella. Candy was recently invited to a lavish birthday party for Stella (we thought Tori Spelling was supposed to be broke after she was left out of the will) and though she RSVP'd, she failed to attend claiming that she wanted the reunion to be private without video cameras taping the encounter.
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In other news, it looks like little Stella dodged a huge bullet and does not take after Tori in any way.
Lady Gaga stole these pants from Condoleeza Rice
We now understand why Lady Gaga wasn't wearing pants for a while there.
Matthew McConnaughey does some volunteer work in Venice, CA
We didn't know that Venice, CA was one of the most desperate and destitute areas of the world in need of volunteer work.
Marc-Paul Gosselaar returns as Zach from Saved by the Bell on Jimmy Fallon's show
He looks exactly the same.
It's official: Samantha Ronson is a pathetic loser
Few people are bigger trainwrecks than Lindsay Lohan. Dr. Drew even came out and said that she's pretty busted. Nevertheless, for some reason, Samantha Ronson may have gotten back together with Lindsay-- according to Lindsay's Twitter update where she claimed that they were travelling together.
Though the roomy dress says she's pregnant, the botoxed face says otherwise
We'll continue to speculate on Nicole Kidman's pregnancy on a daily basis.
Jessica Biel does a handstand on Jimmy Fallon's show
We don't understand how she wasn't cast in the role of a professional softball player and non-athlete Reese Witherspoon was.
Speidi claims they were never tortured
Instead they torture viewers with their horsey faces/stupidity.
The Arquettes seem to be going strong
Though it doesn't look like Courtney Cox and David Arquette are going to have another kid, they seem to be doing well together and will celebrate their 10 year wedding anniversary this June.
An intervention is now necessary
Megan Fox has been busy promoting "Transformers" in Japan, looking beautiful in various dresses. The problem is that Megan is lame and wants to get a sleeve tattoo on her arm. She already ruined one arm with her Marilyn Monroe tattoo, but totally ruining another arm is a horrible idea. Her mother is begging her not to do it, but who knows if she'll listen. Based on some of the comments that come out of her mouth, she's not the brightest bulb.
Who knew that these two dimwits knew each other?
"Actress" Shenae Grimes hangs out with "actress" Kristin Cavallari.
A magazine article that Jennifer Aniston will want to burn
Bazaar magazine says Angelina Jolie is a woman that all woman want to be like.
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