Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon take a walk around Soho

Congrats to Roger Federer for winning the French Open and 14 grand slams total

Roger Federer pulled off what appeared to be an impossible dream of winning the French Open, the one title that had eluded him for so long. He beat Swedish player Robin Soderling in the final 6-1, 7-6, 6-4. Soderling had surprised everyone in the tournament by beaing Nadal in the 4th round. Though some may say it would have been better for Federer to have beaten Nadal himself, in the clay court tournament prior to the French, Federer beat Nadal in straight sets. Congrats!

Johnny Depp films his Hunter S Thompson movie in Puerto Rico

He's looking pretty good.

Jennifer Garner out and about in Boston with her daughter Violet

Rosario Dawson and Liv Tyler are looking pretty in LA

Oh Dear God

Any man that's willing to put up with this outfit is whipped.

For some reason Lauren Conrad was asked to throw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game

Even Reese Witherspoon has a better chance of throwing the ball to the plate than Lauren Conrad.

Did Jude Law finally get hair plugs?

He looks like he's recently become a customer of The Hair Club for Men.

Mariah Carey wears another roomy dress

What's this woman going to do if she ever becomes pregnant? Will she continue to try to power into the tightest dresses she can find?

Michael Jackson out and about with his kids

The chances of these kids being normal are the same as the chances of Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt having a kid who becomes a Rhodes Scholar.

Heidi Montag is vomiting in the jungle

Possibly she finally heard Spencer's "rap."

The headbands have got to go

Ashlee Simpson tries to dress like Nicole Richie-- or possibly it's vice versa.

Matthew McConnaughey all covered up? What's happening with this world?

Jessica Biel is out and about in NY city