"Semi-serious" to Kate Hudson means a deep relationship will ensue for the next 6 weeks, until her vagina gets bored.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Cameron Diaz says no more plastic surgery
She admitted to having some work done on her nose after she broke it four times. Though her face is still kind of busted, she can look really pretty when she tries. Her most urgent need is to surgically remove whatever's inside her that causes her to believe that she's funny.
The Seinfelds out and about
Jessica Seinfeld still bugs us. She and Jerry look happy but she left her fiance for Jerry several times and her book was lame.
LeAnn Rimes has responded to being called a fame-hungry stalker by saying she's taking the high road
By taking the high road, she means she'll continue to call Eddie Cibrian at least 20 times a day while her husband is making her dinner, doing push-ups and counting her money.
Heather Graham looks slightly nervous while hanging out with Eva Mendes
What's happened to Heather Graham's career?
Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin have called off their engagement
He must have broken it off after he realized that having sex with someone who looks ten years old is creepy.
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