The combined brain power of these three people is less than that of a cocker spaniel.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Kris Allen enjoys his new found fame
The surprise American Idol winner will have to come out with an album with his own great songs if he's going to make it. Adam Lambert, on the other hand, could have a thriving career just singing covers in Vegas or touring with an established band, like Queen.
Bristol Palin's ex Levi Johnston poses with baby Tripp in GQ
He's not that bad looking even though he sounds like a scuzzy dumbo.
Queen and Captain Douchebag may be getting engaged
Doug Reinhardt and his Mensa partner might be getting engaged in the near future, as it is something that they've talked about. We'll assume this means that they've already had "the talk" about her genital warts problem as well.
Tom Brady denies that Gisele is pregnant, claiming "one is enough"
They've lied before about their engagement, so it wouldn't surprise us if they're lying again.
Cameron Diaz opens up about whether or not she'll have kids
She basically says she's not sure. Fine by us.
Mel and his babymama don't live together
Oksana and Mel Gibson don't live together because she wants her 11 year old son's life to remain undisrupted by her new relationship. The source says that her primary interest is caring for her son. The source also says that now that Oksana is with Mel, she has someone to take care of her. Anti-Semite Mel needs to listen to Kanye West's song "Golddigger" pronto.
Candy Spelling sounds like Mommy Dearest
In an odd effort to reconnect with facially challenged daughter Tori, Candy did a radio interview where she blamed Tori's estrangement from the family as causing Aaron Spelling's death. She lamented that Tori never answers her calls and that she has never seen her granddaughter Stella. We doubt these latest comments will help.
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