Jessica Biel says her looks are prohibiting her from getting good acting parts

That's one hypothesis. However, a more likely theory is that she's simply a horrible actress.

Time to barf

Paris Hilton is really into headbands. Maybe she thinks it will distract us from her flat ass and stupid face.

This dress on Evangeline Lily is unflattering

She's at the Cannes Film Festival promoting some movie.

Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez continue to hang out

These two are so cute.

Lisa Rinna thinks her fake lips have made her a star

Paying money to get lips like these is a sacrifice few actresses would be willing to make. However, Lisa Rinna commitment to her goals of being a d-lister is unparalleled.

Oh dear lord

When Rock of Love starts its next season, Pamela Anderson should definitely try out. She may win-- since she used to date Brett Michaels back in the day.

Kingston has a new do

Trump and his fat plastic face hang out with Dancing with the Stars dancers Edyta and Alex

Rihanna has gone back in the studio to do some new recordings

and--- there are no duets with Chris Brown.

Hayden Panetierre things she's a 47 year old divorcee or Dina Lohan (same thing)

We don't know why a teenager would want to date thirty year old guys, drink champagne on yachts and hang out with old people--- but Hayden Panetierre (despite looking about 13 even with ten pounds of make-up) enjoys doing things that her peers would not.

Chuck has been renewed?

This show isn't awful but the only time we watch it is when we're on a plane and all of the movie choices suck. It had potential but it's kind of dull.

We've all been saved!

"Samantha Who?" has been cancelled because it's nearly unwatchable and it costs too much money for ABC to continue making it. Under duress, when there was absolutely nothing on tv, we've watched this show. It's so badly overacted, that it's hard to get through it without cringing. We love Christina Applegate, but this show sucked.

Hayden Christiansen is the next Paris Hilton

Both of those two share a love for white rimmed sunglasses.

Ellen Pompeo shows her baby bump

Is Tara Reid's stomach still a total freak show?

Another blogger noticed it had gotten less Michael Jackson and more Kelly Ripa. We think it is improving somewhat.

The Passion of the Adulterer/Anti-Semite

Mel Gibson has impregnated his new girlfriend, Oksana--- according to recent news reports. He already has 6 kids with his first wife Robin.