Elizabeth Banks poses with Indian actress Aishwarya Rai. They are there to promote L'Oreal. If we were Elizabeth Banks we wouldn't want to pose next to AishwaryaRai.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
The Cannes Film Festival has opened
Elizabeth Banks poses with Indian actress Aishwarya Rai. They are there to promote L'Oreal. If we were Elizabeth Banks we wouldn't want to pose next to AishwaryaRai.
Robin Wright Penn is on the Cannes Festival jury a year after ex-husband Sean Penn
Robin Penn is only 43, but looks 50. She would look younger if she gained 5 pounds. Her ex, Sean Penn looks about 100. His skin care regimen includes two packs a day of Marlboros and applying sun-screen once a decade.
We predict this will be Lindsay Lohan's look in 20 years after she's decided she's done with men
Tilda Swinton exudes sexiness.
Trudy Styler is a big fat hypocrite
This is an old story- but we're posting on it anyways. Sting's wife, Trudy Styler who is supposed to be a passionate environmentalist paid to fly her hairstylist out first class across the country, when she could have just done it herself. Her hair is beyond help. She needs to just put a beret on it, and call it a day.
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It's also important to note that Sting and her rainforest charity is one of the worst charities to give to, in terms of how much money raised is efficiently doled out to protecting the rainforest.
Rob Lowe's first Nannygate is over
Rob Lowe and his young nanny have withdrawn their lawsuits. We think this is what happened. The nanny was in love with Rob Lowe. They had an affair. He ended it, and she got upset and sued him. What do other people (or the 2 people who care) think happened?
Marilyn Manson has found a new idiot to date him
Though we thought it was impossible, somehow he manages to get uglier with every day.
Jennifer Aniston out and about in NY city while filming "The Baster"
This funky hat is a departure for her.
Lindsay Lohan looks fresh as a daisy
La Loca Lohan recently emerged from her Paris hotel looking like a well-rested and natural beauty. We're kidding. Obviously, she looks like she just went on a 10 day bender with Mickey Rourke and Keith Richards. The story from yesterday is that while away in Paris, the alarm of her house went off, prompting the police to come visit. The police were in shock to find the house in total disarray as if it had been ransacked. Contrary to their observation, there had been no intruder. Nope-- Lindsay just likes to live in places that look like crack dens.
Jon and Kate are everywhere
We've only watched one episode of this show, so we're not totally understanding why every single gossip mag needs to apply total coverage to this story with the same ferocity as when Brad and Jen broke up. Us magazine has devoted the past three weeks to these two. People magazine featured Kate on the cover and both Star and Ok have decided to feature this story on their covers as well. Kate recently went on tv claiming that everyone wants her 80s hairstyle. By "everyone" she means, Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degerenes.
Beyonce covers up while in Monaco
She claims that she has an apartment that she doesn't live in but is filled to brim with just her clothes. She complained that she just has too many clothes! These sentiments were also echoed the other day by Suri Cruise.
Wanda Sykes' wife gives birth to twins
The twins were given normal, nice names. The boy was named Lucas Claude and the girl was named Olivia Lou.
On American Idol, Danny Gokey is no more
Nothing against Danny Gokey, but we're happy that these are the final two. We LOVE Adam Lambert. It's hard to keep a straight face every time he performs.
Miss California Carrie Prejean takes down another victim
Fame hungry ex-beauty queen/ex-model/ex-actress/ex-reality star Shanna Moakler has officially resigned from her work with the Miss CA pageant organization. Though she originally claimed that everything was fine with Miss Prejean after Donald Trump pardoned her for her topless pictures, now she has changed her mind, claiming she cannot with good conscience continue to work with the pageant. Though we applaud her for taking a stand, Moakler is probably more fame hungry than even Eva Longoria. This is one more opportunity for her to get her 15 minutes.
Ashton Kutcher films a movie in Atlanta
Like Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher also needs to go back to his bread and butter: keeping his mouth shut and looking pretty.
Elf Ashley Olsen tries to look sexy
She doesn't look too bad. She claims that she's a hard worker and has tried to stay out of the limelight. Her "fashion line," called The Row is her main passion. By working on her "fashion line", she means she's hired someone to design some clothes which she occasionally looks at.
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