Monday, May 11, 2009
Miley and her young mom Tish participate in the Revlon Breast Cancer run
We used to love doing this, when we lived in LA.
Boring and Boring 2.0 procreated again
Toby Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer, a jewelery designer (which is code for someone who sits around all day looking at magazines and getting pedicures), had a son recently. There was no name released, but based on the fact that they named their first daughter Ruby Sweetheart-- you can assume it will be only mid-range on the "wacko celebrity baby naming scale." Ruby is not the worst name in the world, it just sounds like a person who was born in 1905.
Slightly boring Chris Pine should be pleased with the huge opening of the new Star Trek movie
We're not into Star Trek, so we don't think we'd even see this movie if we were on a trans-Atlantic flight.
Seal and Heidi renew their vows in a wacky ceremony in Malibu
To prove how crazy in love they are, Seal and Heidi renew their vows every year, usually in Mexico. Due to swine flu, however, they moved the festivities to Malibu. Seal dressed up as Billy Ray Cyrus and Heidi donned Bo Derek style cornrows. The renewal was officiated by an Elvis impersonator and was witnessed by 35 guests.
The White House Correspondents Dinner: A chance for lame celebrities to meet Obama
Wanda Sykes did some stand-up, making fun of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. She compared Rush to Osama Bin Laden since Rush stated he hopes America falters during Obama's tenure which she equated to treason. We have to agree that hoping Americans fail is a pretty horrible thing to say, especially amidst a recession. She referred to Rush as the 20th hijacker who didn't make it on the plane because he was too drugged out on oxycontin. The crowd responded with nervous laughter to that joke. Below are all of the "stars" who attended this year's dinner.
Jon Bon Jovi attends with his wife Dorthea
These two were high school sweethearts, but it looks like he's holding up a bit better. It's refreshing to see a rock star not leave his wife for some groupie during his band's heyday.
Eva Longoria attends
But then again, she'll attend the opening of a car dealership in North Dakota if she knows there will be press there.
Tom and his zombie wife attend
Zombie is looking pretty good--even though her oufit is something Nancy Reagan would wear.
Kara "please shut up" DioGuardi attends
We don't know why she was invited, but the 4th American Idol Judge was given an invite. We have strong feelings, that American Idol should not renew her contract. She has made us love crazy drugged out Paula. Kara talks way too much, says the same thing over and over again, tries too hard to be interesting and bores us to tears. We have a feeling that she'll be returning, but hopefully in a different capacity. They have too many judges now.
James Franco attends with his bland girlfriend
He used to date Marla Sokoloff, who's super cute-- and now he's dating this chick.
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