Friday, May 01, 2009

Jennifer Garner graces the cover of "InStyle" magazine, otherwise known as "one million ads until you actually read a story"


A Special Miracle!


Just in time for Mother's Day, Sharon Stone does the unthinkable and actually plays with her son Laird. She normally has her nannies take care of this. What has gotten into her?

Another miracle


People who smoke crack can surf!

Jewel doesn't like Melissa Rycroft


Melissa Rycroft, who was named one of People's Most Beautiful, has been attacked by Jewel. Jewel is upset that Melissa is not performing on Dancing with the Stars just because she's injured. Jewel wants her to either perform or drop out of the competition. It sounds like Jewel really wants her husband, Ty Murray to win Dancing with the Stars--- and she'll stop at nothing to make sure this happens.

Kelis and Nas are kaput


Kelis and Nas have not been married very long but they are filing for divorce. This in itself is not that shocking-- but she it is surprise that they're choosing to split up when she's 7 months pregnant. Not to jump to conclusions, but it sounds like Nas was being a bad boy. No more milkshake for Nas.

Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas bike around NY


Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel go on a run together in NY


At least it doesn't look like he's telling her any more bad jokes.

Claudia Schiffer, Gisele Bundchen and others pose for V magazine



That's a pretty good photoshopped photo of Claudia Schiffer.

Jennifer Aniston denies that she's adopting


Her long term plans are to continue to do mediocre movies, get her hair done twice a week, workout two hours a day, eat her zone diet and play with her dogs.

Hmmmm


We don't know what we think of Fergie's ensemble.

There's too much brain power in this picture


Meanwhile, Stephanie Pratt's family, Spencer and Heidi have officially left their Mexican Honeymoon due to fears of swine flu, which they tweeted about in a very incoherent and insensitive manner. Along the way, they somehow figured out how to misspell the word "flue." Misspelling a three letter word is not easy.