Mystery fan engagement

This is a belated shout out to a mystery fan who is an emergency room doctor in NY city and who was recently engaged. Congratulations are in order to a real doctor from the doctors of smut!

What's almost as dumb as a bumblebee?

The answer is: Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt's brain capacity combined!

Star magazine should stop making up stories and focus on the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan

Kate Hudson has fun playing tennis

The chances of her hooking up with her tennis instructor and then getting back together with Owen Wilson afterwards are very high.

Jamie Foxx apologizes to Miley Cyrus for telling her to get gum surgery

Drew Barrymore attends the premiere of Grey Gardens with Justin Long

Some European stars pose on the cover of Elle without make-up

Czech model Eva Herzigova, Italian actress Monica Belucci and French actres Sophie Marceau pose on the covers of Elle magazine without make-up. At least Elle didn't put Pamela Anderson or Melanie Griffith on the cover.

What's scarier?

The world's biggest douchebag wants to get into politics

Spencer Pratt is even too slimy to be a politician. Good choices would be a AIG executive, a pimp in Atlantic City or a Porn director.

Lisa Rinna claims she looks great for 45

Lisa Rinna is excited for everyone to see her in the nude in Playboy. She says she looks great for 45. Lisa Rinna looks great as long as you don't have perfect vision and you like women with a chest that's rock hard.

Megan Fox loves saying things that guys will love

First Megan Fox claimed that she loves having sex all day. Now she's claiming she never wants to get married. Tomorrow she'll tell everyone she loves hot lesbian make out sessions.

Lindsay Lohan is a thespian who can improvise!

According to the director of a recent Funny or Die short that Lindsay Lohan acted in-- "she improvised a lot." This confirms to us all that she's definitely not a trainwreck ball of crazy.

Jessica Alba is smiling without her baby?