Kumar quits Hollywood

Actor Kal Penn quit his day job and is heading for DC. Penn left his cush gig on House and will now be the Associate director in the White House’s Office of Public Liaison & Intergovernmental Affairs. Who knows what that position is. We give Penn props for taking a major pay cut to fulfill his passion for public service.

Source: JustJared

For some reason we find this picture totally adorable

Suri Cruise shows her inner diva.

Rihanna returns to LA - we think she probably could've used some more time in Barbados

We hope that's fake fur...

Angelina Jolie dons about 10 dead animals on the set of her latest movie.

Not a good sign for Maggie Gyllenhaal

Sienna Miller and her rapacious privates are on the prowl and when she gets inches from a man there is nothing to stop her.  Her latest victim may be Peter Sarsgaard who she is starring with in "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh"--   Pittsburgh was the town that she referred to as "Shitsburgh" in an attempt to be funny while she was still filming the movie.  It didn't go over too well with the locals.

Mariah Carey is going through another puffy stage

The most interesting thing is that she and her young hubby are still together.  She is putting J Lo to shame with this kind of longevity.

Jennifer Aniston has found a new way to hide from the paparazzi--- a large scarf

She's brilliant.

Nicole Richie leaves a salon in LA

She needs to get her hair done to do.......?  We're at a loss.  We still don't know what she does.

It's a miracle! Bronx Mowgli doesn't look like Pete Wentz and didn't get Ashlee Simpson's original nose!

From this angle, Eddie Cibrian's wife looks about 57 (the Beverly Hills version)

This may explain the appeal of LeAnn Rimes (it's no excuse for cheating on your wife!)

Lindsay Lohan is still a total moron

Lindsay Lohan was rich, beautiful and famous but she gave it all up to be the center of attention 24/7.  It doesn't help that her mom Dina and dad Michael are also attention whores who are probably worse parents than whoever raised Gary Busey.  Now friends say she is lonely and has been abandoned by all of her Hollywood "friends."  Taking no responsibility, she doesn't realize that there have been several mistakes made along the way.

• Boozing it up at clubs every night while underage 
  
• Arriving late to movie sets and then blaming it on exhaustion
  
• Snorting coke and chain smoking
  
• Never maintaining a healthy weight
  
• Going to rehab ten million times
  
• Flashing everyone her private parts ala Britney Spears
  
• Doing the movie "I Know who Killed Me"
  
• Posing topless for some New York Magazine for virtually no reason and then calling the photos artistic
  
• Sleeping with everything and anything including a couple of pot-bellied Italian dudes
  
• Pulling an Anne Heche
  
• Blaming everything on her "psycho fans"
  

Ken and Barbie are out and about in LA

A scandal is unlikely to hit these two, but then again who would have thought that LeAnn Rimes would become such a harlot.

News that is shocking to only Jessica Simpson: Simpson has been dropped by her country record label

Her publicist has fought back stating that her stint with her record company was supposed to be temporary.  This is all code for: Jessica Simpson sings like a warbling Star Search contestant and is too dumb to remember the words of her crappy songs.

The usually dour and dumb Jessica Alba has found a reason to smile around her daughter

Meanwhile not even the sight of a laughing baby could make this woman smile