Blah and ultra conservative Carrie Underwood turns 26

We know that she's pretty and very talented. That doesn't excuse her from being unable to ever say anything interesting or courageous. She had a chance to offer Clay Aiken support when he came out but she showed her true colors of being so afraid to alienate her fans-- failing to say anything supportive or caring. She sucks. Don't get us started what she said about the 2008 presidential election. Feel free to disagree.

Vince Vaughn enjoys a Chicago Blackhawks game and probably several grand slam breakfasts at Dennys

Claudia Schiffer tells us a load of crap

Ultra skinny German model Claudia Schiffer graces the cover of British Vogue and claims, in spite of evidence of her being voluptuous and curvy during her Guess modeling days, that she has to work hard to keep on weight. That's a bigger load of BS than the claim that Catherine Zeta Jones is still in her 30s.

Drew Barrymore graces the cover of W magazine and blabs about how she and her mother don't get along

In comparison to Jennifer Aniston, it sounds like Drew Barrymore has a more valid reason to not be in touch with her mother.

Britney relaxes after another hard night of lip-synching

Posh Spice wears another extremely weird and uncomfortable outfit

Our theory is that more uncomfortable her outfit and shoes are, the less she wants to eat. It's a dieting device.

Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas only look about ten years apart

We don't know what it is that makes CZJ look so old. It could be the way she dresses, does her hair, does her make-up or the 160 pounds of dead weight that she walks around with. She used to look so much younger. Anyway-- we have to give them credit for being together for over 10 years, so apparently it's true love.

Hayden Panetierre sounds like a little brat

Someone needs to spank this little one. Hayden was upset and lashed out when a female reporter in Hawaii touched her shoulder to ask her a question while Hayden was on the red carpet. She yelled at the reporter to not touch her and then complained loudly that the paparazzi make her life miserable. If her life is "miserable" we suggest she take a short trip to Ogoniland in the Niger Delta region.

Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon celebrate his new late night show together

We're the only two people in the world that loved their movie "Fever Pitch." The only other person is probably our dad, who loves romantic comedies with a passion.

Very hard to tell who has the bigger ego between these two