Hell to the No!

An intervention from Tina Turner is now necessary, asap.

Paris Hilton shares her herpes with her douchebag new boyfriend

Seth Rogan no longer looks like he's a 45 year old going through a midlife crisis

Oh my Ziggy Marley!

We know that this is for a movie role, but Katie Holmes should prevent this movie from ever being released. She also should have done the same for "Mad Money."

Vince Vaughn is engaged despite telling Jennifer Aniston he wasn't the marrying kind

We're speculating of course. Jennifer Aniston could probably care less but the tabloids will be talking about her new "heartbreak" over Vince's engagement.

Good news for Baron Trump

It looks like little Baron didn't get his mom's original nose or his dad's shapeless Jaba the Hutt jaw.

Angelina must be secretly happy that Vince Vaughn is engaged

File this under: Who gives a flying F?

It's official that Nancy O'Hell and Jewel are not competing on Dancing with the Stars