Gwyneth Paltrow defends her pretentious website GOOP

Many are starting to criticize Gwyneth's webiste, GOOP, including the New York Times. Gwyneth claims that the peons just don't understand. She also sees her website and weekly newsletter as harmless.

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We've been on the website a couple of times and it has very little content, absolutely horrible reading suggestions (and we highly doubt she's ever read these books-- possibly the cliff notes in high school but that's pushing it), ridiculously expensive tips about where to go to dinner and what hotels to stay in, gift ideas only suitable if you're Kimora Lee Simmons and some recipes and fashion tips. The recipes don't looks so bad, but we're skeptical that she's actually cooked any of them. We all know this chick has a personal chef. She's very Oprah-like in her suggestions about "being" and how to "be." Oprah and Gwyneth need to get together and have one of their "how to be" brainstorming sessions.

We don't know what part of this ensemble is worse

Jennifer Garner out and about--- still no sight of little Seraphina

Update* Little Seraphina has been super busy trying to change her name.

Nikki Botox is starting to look more pregnant

Most non-pregnant women don't pose like this. She's been busy having to promote her big dud, Australia.

And this woman has a fashion line?

Cokate again needs help walking after a long night of binge drinking and snorting god knows what. We really pray she's not pregnant, as she says.

Cry me a river

File this under: Who cares? Jason Wahler and his fiance Katya have called off their engagement. She definitely dodged a bullet. Now she doesn't have to be permanently stuck with captain douchebag.

The next Imelda Marcos

Kimora Lee thinks she's really fabulous. We think she's really annoying. Russell Simmons has agreed to give her $40,000 a month just in child support and a new car every three years for driving the kids around. She'll probably use that money on her ridiculous wardrobe and new shoes. Kimora is now pregnant again with Djimon Honsou's baby. After Djimon, who knows who her next victim will be.

Megan Fox looks much happier since ditching her pervy boyfriend

Gisele and Tom Brady have gotten married

That was a quick engagement! The two beauties married in Santa Monica with only immediate family in attendance. She wore a fitted white wedding dress and the reception was held afterwards at their Brentwood home.

Lindsay Lohan desperately looks around for her crack dealer

A strange granny print for Jennifer Aniston

At least she's not wearing black.