Paris Hilton celebrates her 28th birthday

Right after this photo was taken she flashed everyone her vagina, since only 50 million people have seen it.

Leonardo DiCaprio arrives to the Armani store opening in a hybrid limo

and then he flew off to LA via private jet.

Justin Timberlake in GQ

We pray that these two are at least 40 feet away from a microphone

Ex Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day and her rock hard melons promote her new Playboy cover

Breaking News! Tyra Banks isn't screaming or dancing like a crazy person!

Suri dresses up as a princess at Disneyland

The chances of Suri not being spoiled are: 0.0%

Heidi Klum responds to ridiculous accusations of being "too fat"

Some complete fashion douchebag from Germany claims Heidi Klum is too fat to model. Then manorexic weirdo designer Karl Lagerfeld seemed to echo these sentiments. She responded by saying she didn't care. Given that Heidi weighs less than Seal's buttcheeks-- these statements are psychotic. We feel like we're living in a parallel universe when someone thinks Heidi Klum is fat.

Cute father-son alert

Gavin Rossdale enjoys a day out with his son Kingston.

Camilla Belle poses for GQ is a last ditch effort to get Joe Jonas to lose his virginity to her

Beckham lands in Germany

He's upset that he has to come back to LA after his stint playing in Milan. He can wipe his tears with his millions.

Julia Roberts graces the cover of Allure magazine

She claims that her kids keep her from being bored.

Beach Blanket Bimbos!

Jessica Alba and daughter Honor out and about