We totally don't get this one...

Alyssa Milano is engaged... to this guy. Hey, at least he's volunteering.

The Cruises do their best to color coordinate - snorzeville

Penelope Cruz looks gorgeous, as usual

Life's hard for Michelle Rodriguez

Rather than serving time in the slammer, Rodriguez works on community service tasks.

Let's all say a prayer that Kate Moss is not pregnant

Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson laugh hard at how terrible their new movie is

And at how butt-ugly Kate's dress was for the Late Show. See below.

Kate Hudson chose to wear this god-awful and unflattering concoction to the Late Show

We wish we were where they are

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey take a Hawaiian vacation. Sigh.

It's a boy and a girl for Jerry O'Connel and Rebecca Romijn

We kid. Charlie Tamara Tulip and Dolly Rebecca Rose (two girls) were born on Monday. Congrats to the happy new parents.

Hugh Hefner added this chick to his brood

She is quite old for Hef, at 22.

Run, Michael, run!!!

This photo totally disturbs us. What the hell is Michael Phelps doing with that douchebag Brody Jenner???

The Beckhams Beckham it up in Dubai

We love this family for some reason. And David's calves.

Source: Pop Sugar

Fergie and Josh prepare for their big day

Frankly, we've seen her look better. You would never guess she was about to get married on Saturday.

Source: Pop Sugar

Back to the cold

We're back. And missing the tropics. Hope you're all warmer than we are.