Lindsay Lohan doesn't look a day under 46

Paris and her raging vagina are back out on the town

Spies claimed that she had a great night out with the girls, where she spent the whole night texting.

Russell Crowe's movie has come out, but the weight he gained for it is still there

Here he is with his cute son, Tennyson.

Miley Cyrus has been spending the entire year turning 16

Her creepy boyfriend will probably dump her now that she's almost legal.

Tyra Banks paid this Vampire guy a ton of money to do this

Pressure mounts for Grey's Anatomy to get rid of Izzie

We don't watch this show anymore, so we don't care.

Good Lord this is a bad oufit

Kim Catrall needs to get her sexy back

Here she is with her boyfriend, Chef Alan Wyse.

Gerard Butler must love munchkins

Pamela Anderson has great advice for Obama

Anderson has many pearls of wisdom for our new president, including legalizing marijuana. Honestly, most of her ideas make more sense than any of the pointless dribble that has come out of Sarah Palin's mouth.

Angelina and Brad are going to be pissed

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had a baby boy which they named Bronx. No word yet if the baby got her original nose.