People Magazine names the sexiest men alive. We have to ask are these the sexiest men alive?

Hugh Jackman was named the sexiest man alive. We won't disagree.

John Hamm

He's ok.

Joshua Jackson

Yes, super cute. Katie Holmes is dumb.

Robert Buckley

yes.

Michael Phelps

From the neck down, yes.

Javier Bardem

Si!

Blair Underwood

He's 44, but he has not aged!

Ed Westwick

No no no.

David Beckham

Of course.

Daniel Craig

As Bond, yes. As himself, not really.

Ryan Gossling works out

Katherine Heigl is turning 30 in a week, but her hairstyle says she's 56

What the hell?

Kid Rock borrowed this jacket from Aretha Franklin.

Will Smith loves his fans

In other words, he's the opposite of Jessica Alba.

Megan Fox and Brian Green- still super creepy together

When you're 34, dating a 21 year old is weird.

photo source: Just Jared

Dolly Parton lent her blazing purple jacket to Jessica Simpson

Simpson claims that Tony Romo calms her down but that both are completely disorganized. Sounds like a match made in heaven.

Another Tina Knowles disaster

Beyonce claims she still can't believe that Justin Timberlake put on a leotard and pretended to be one of her back-up dancers on Saturday Night Live. He loves trying to be funny.

Life is still hell for Britney

Britney shares the same photoshopper as Paula Abdul during her "Promise of a New Day" video.

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls does not need to wear a pink skirt to stand out

We wouldn't be able to recognize any of the other chicks in a line-up if our lives dependend on it.

Is the Empress of Botox going grey?

We're dying for Nicole Kidman to dye her hair red again.