Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Brangelina are in London


He's still got a creepy mustache and she's still wearing black. We wonder what she thinks of all of the Jennifer Aniston hoopla. We assume she's not even aware of it.

Nicole Kidman manages to smile while promoting the movie "Australia" with hottie Hugh Jackman


She looks like she's freezing.
photo source: Just Jared

Ryan Phillippe looks like he's still in high school


Blake Lively forgot to look in the mirror before stepping outside


Either that, or she plans on reading people's palms on Sunset Blvd.
photo source: Just Jared

Christmas time is another excuse for Mariah Carey to find something really red and tight to wear


Mary Delgado of the Bachelor likes to get her drink on


Mary of "Byron and Mary" was arrested.... again for public drunkeness. She and Byron are still together even after she assaulted him after going on another drinking binge. We loved this couple together, so we hope she gets her act together.
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Meanwhile in other Bachelor news, Charlie O'Connell and Sarah Brice have reunited.

Charlize is a UN ambassador for peace


Meanwhile Nicole Kidman is a UN Ambassador for botox.

Britney Spears-- Cry Me a River


Britney claims her life is like being in jail.
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"I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out.
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“But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”
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“I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening."
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“If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.
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“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free.”
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Britney seems unaware that there are political prisoners in Burma who would laugh at her bourgeois trials and tribulations.

Brooke Shields might me delusional


Brooke Shields denies that Lipstick Jungle has been cancelled claiming that it's the most recorded show. Citing another reason why the show shouldn't be cancelled, she claims that the ladies on the set have so much fun with one another! Well gee, we should all have fun! Let's quit our jobs in the real world and play dress up!