Tori Spelling opts for a fresh face look

We don't know if make-up is the answer for Tori.

Sarah Palin mistakes a Canadian radio duo for Nicolas Sarkozy

If McCain wins, this is what America has to look forward to. Prank calls from foreigners pretending to be Angela Merkel, Gordon Brown and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Hayden Panetierre signs photos for her boring show Heroes

Jessica Simpson's hairdresser and BFF Ken Paves is injured by the paparazzi

Holly Madison trades old and creepy for young and creepy

Airbrusher of the year

Britney Spears' new album cover. We're late posting this--- we're still shellshocked by it.

BORING

Heidi Klum knows what Halloween is all about

Because Heidi Klum already knows that she's hot, she feels no need to demonstrate this on Halloween by wearing a slutty outfit. Take note Mariah.