Audrey O Day's dog is brilliant

Aubrey O'Day may seem like a totally skanky hoebag, but at least she has her heart in the right place--- or at least her dog has.

Scarlett shows her patriotic side

Creating their carbon footprint: this is how much luggage the Olsen twins need for a weekend in London

George Clooney sports a new mustache for a movie

Ashley Simpson celebrates a white trash themed birthday

The white trash theme would have been totally complete if they had Sarah Palin and her family show up -- but they were too busy trying to rouse people to kill Obama.

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The white trash theme was taken very seriously at the party by the Simpson family. Ashlee Simpson wore a fake tatoo on her belly, Jessica Simpson wore a low cut animal print dress that showed lots of cleavage and Joe Simpson wore a fake mullet wig and a big boner.

One of these does not spend $35,000 a month on botox

J Lo looks 80 years old

What's going on with this hairdo?

McCain is the angriest man in the world

Very scary thought that there are still people out there supporting walking time bomb McCain and his bimbo running mate. According to all of the latest polls, Obama naturally won the debate... again.