What the hell is going on with Heather Locklear?

Heather Locklear was arrested in Montecito, CA for driving while under a controlled substance, like prescription pills. This made her drive erratically and a by-stander called the police. She's starting to make Denise Richards seem like she's got her act together.

Jennifer Aniston continues to do what she does best: work out and sunbathe

Jessica Alba takes out daughter Honor Marie

Breathe a sigh of relief---Jessica Simpson's in Canada

We heard her performance was sprinkled with her usual jokes about how much she loves spending money, farting and belching.

World's cutest family

That Kingston is going to be a looker.

Someone who's almost as dumb as Sarah Palin

A marriage that will last about 23 months

Scarlett Johansson (23) and Ryan Reynolds (31) were married near Vancouver, Canada on Saturday. We'll assume that Alanis Morissette has already written a song about it.

Paul Newman dies at the age of 83

Everyone loved Paul Newman so this news is very sad. He was a great actor and humanitarian and his company raised over $250 million worldwide. He just celebrated his 50th wedding anniversary to Joanne Woodward.