Monday, September 29, 2008
Heather Locklear was arrested in Montecito, CA for driving while under a controlled substance, like prescription pills. This made her drive erratically and a by-stander called the police. She's starting to make Denise Richards seem like she's got her act together.
We heard her performance was sprinkled with her usual jokes about how much she loves spending money, farting and belching.