Brad Pitt in the new Cohen brothers movie "Burn after Reading"

Will this guy ever to a romantic comedy? (And "The Mexican" does not count).

Penelope Cruz does ads for Mango

McCain's new VP running mate is Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a Governor from Alaska with two years of experience.  She is a gun toting, pro-lifer who is against minimum wage increases.  She is also a union member and claims to have stood up to special interests.  In an attempt to win over disgruntled Hillary voters, this choice is a bold one, but a gamble that probably won't pay off since McCain's primary ammo has been that Obama is not experienced enough.  In her first public speech accepting the VP nomination, she was a likable cheerleader-- touting McCain's Vietnam experience as the primary reason to vote for him.   

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Hopefully this choice has completely pissed off the most despicable person in the world: Rush Limbaugh.  If you can listen to him without vomiting-- you have a very strong stomach. 

Charlize Theron promotes her movie in Venice

Michael Phelps doesn't have great taste in woman

Last Olympics Michael Phelps professed his love for trainwreck Lindslay Lohan.  Now he reportedly has a crush on bland but vindictive Carrie Underwood.  

Christina Ricci may need a bra

Blake Lively shows up for Letterman

Reese Witherspoon doesn't look dowdy and boring

She's busy in Brazil promoting something, and clearly the sexiness of Brazil has worn off on her.

Jennifer Aniston will guest star on 30 Rock

Expect her to play a variation of Rachel.

David Duchovny goes to rehab for sex addiction

In other words, he's been having affairs and loves porn.

Fergie attends the Democratic Convention in Denver

All of the speeches were excellent but Obama's speech was particularly impressive.  Republican insiders claimed that they were very concerned--- as they should be.