Try not to shed a tear...

Denise Richards' reality show has not been renewed for another season. We actually watched this show. That probably comes as no surprise to any of you.

Even sleazeballs fall in love

Lindsay Lohan's notorious father, Michael, is engaged to Erin Muller. This news kind of made us gag. This guy is so friggin sleazy.

Kate Moss looks like she's obliterated, as per usual

Note to Jessica Alba: this is not a good look for you

Jessica Simpson hopes those two big bombs on her chest will get country fans to buy her albums

Katie Holmes does her best to make her hair look like she's a member of a bad 80's cover band

Seriously, Mary-Kate, what the f---?

This is bound to be fodder for lots of crappy romance songs

Michael Bolton and Nicollete Sheridan have called it quits.

As usual, very cute Jolie-Pitt clan pic

This outfit is so terrible it must be from Beyonce's line

Solange should've just said no.