Paula Abdul is not happy about fourth American Idol judge Kara DioGaurdi

While Kara is a talented songwriter, Paula is a delusional pill popping bucket of crazy.

The Best Dancing of the Stars cast ever!

Kim Kardashian

Maurice Green

Rocco DiSpirito

Susan Lucci

Toni Braxton

Misty May

Brooke Burke

Lance Bass

Warren Sapp.

-- and several others who we've never heard of.

We are dying to see Rocco.