Friday, August 22, 2008
Update: the doctors have been too busy to post but will return on Monday- here are our thoughts on the news
Gwen Stefani named her son Zuma--- very weird. Kingston was a much better name.
Matt Damon named his daughter Gia--- that's better than Zuma but not too interesting and it sounds like a nickname.
Jessica Simpson says that Tony Romo does not call Carrie Underwood and that she has checked his call log to verify this-- someone sounds a little Sleeping with the Enemy.
John Mayer keeps blabbing about his affair with Jennifer Aniston-- enough already!
David Beckham got another tattoo-- enough enough already!
Jason Mesnick will be the new Bachelor--- great idea since the Bachelor's success rate is 0.0%
Scarlett Johansson inspired Katie Perry's song, "I Kissed a Girl"-- Lindsay Lohan must be jealous that it was not inspired by her.
Michael Phelps is writing another memoir-- the most important chapter will be about how guys can get his abs of steel.