James Franco was adorable on Jimmy Kimmel last night

We love James Franco.  He was super cute and funny on Kimmel last night and was not annoying about his scholastic aspirations like Claire Danes, Natalie Portman or the Olsen twins are.  His movie "Pineapple Express" had a good opening and received decent reviews.

Rumer Willis goes on Letterman

She wasn't that annoying.  We have no idea why she wants to be an actress--she's opening herself to a lifetime of being made fun of.  Anyway-- she made it pretty clear that she does not like Idaho and that she had a huge crush on Ashton Kutcher when her mom started dating him. The Ashton-Demi-Bruce-Rumer situation is a time bomb waiting to explode.

One of these blondes is really really stupid

If you guessed the blonde in the middle, you'd be right.  Big dumbo Paris Hilton is in Denmark to hawk her awful bags.  Who on earth would buy these hideous things?  Europe: please stop buying her bags.

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls and Wil.i.am of Black Eyed Peas might be dating

Nicole claimed that she was the first choice of the Black Eyed Peas to be the lead singer, now filled by Fergie.  It sounds like someone is trying to get her job back.

Miley Cyrus says she was in love with Nick Jonas for 2 years and that she might marry him one day

It sounds like she is not over him yet.

It's official: Katie Holmes is making a cry for help with her new haircut to Ellen and Portia

Kim Kardashian's in Cabo showing off her assets

It looks like she has lost a little weight.

Photo source: Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston buys furniture in LA

She really likes these cut-off jean shorts from the 90s.  We guess she can pull off this look since she has such a cute figure.  She dresses like she's about 17, which explains why John Mayer is still infatuated.  Apparently, he likes the fact that she never talks about getting married or having babies.  Of course she never talks about having babies.  She never wants to!  There's nothing wrong with that--- but any woman that has Brad Pitt basically begging her to have his kids, DOES NOT want to have kids.

photo source: Just Jared

With this dress Jaime Pressley doesn't know if she wants to be a hippie or a hooker

Jewel and her cowboy tie the knot in the Bahamas

Eva Mendes graces the cover of Marie Claire

She says that she can't understand women who don't have female friends.  

Hey it's two douches and a microphone!

Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado promote their new show on MTV, "Bromance."  The only thing lamer was Paris Hilton's stupid Funny or Die video spoofing Mccain.

Matthew McConnaughey loves being a father

Matthew McConnaughey has stated that having a kid has not slowed him down.  

"Everybody talked about how, oh, you have a kid, life changes, it's like 180 degrees on a dime full stop, wow.  And a lot of them had an insinuation under that like, you have to stop living your life as you live it.  That hasn't been the case."

Ofcourse, that hasn't been the case.  His baby mama Camila is doing all the work so he can surf and smoke doobies all day.