Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood will now be competing for fans

Jessica Simpson has decided after every other career choice has failed that it's time to be a country singer. She will have to compete with Carrie Underwood-- a country music darling who also used to date Tony Romo. It looks like Joe Simpson's plot to sabotage Carrie Underwood has been in the works for awhile.

Three of the most boring people in the world--- and yet the most boring one gets a spin-off?

Whitney Port will be getting a spin-off. MTV will need to hire a lot of dumb and entertaining bimbo friends to surround her, to make this show interesting.

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Lindsay Lohan's legs glow in the dark

What's with the shoes with those shorts? Her style inspiration seems to be an Essex girl.

Liv Tyler still gets acting roles?

Somehow, people aren't aware that Liv Tyler is not a good actress. After the Lord of Boredom, we assumed that things would dry up for her. They haven't. She is in the new Hulk movie with Edward Norton.

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Kim Kardashian gets her nails done in this outfit

At her wedding to Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller vowed to stop using the microwave to cook

and Charlie Sheen vowed to stop using cheap tranny hookers to have sex.

Anne Heche must pay $3,000 or so a month in child support

Anne Heche seems to be in the poorhouse. She is probably wishing she was still a lesbian. In a related story, Ellen Degeneres has now placed a restraining order on Anne Heche.

It's pregnancy day!

Jessica Alba gave birth to a girl named Honor Marie Warren. The name could be worse. Marie is a great middle name.

Other celeb moms also look ready to pop.

Nicole Kidman is due any week- giving birth to the world's smallest baby

Emergency C-section, ASAP--- Lisa Marie Presley does not look happy

Gwen Stefani looks like she has one or two more months

Camilla Alves looks ready to go

Paris looks relaly excited to be around her new "friends"

It's a pretty sad day when you have use being on tv as a means to get new friends, (who you'll never speak to ever again). What's going on with that chick in the leopard print? All of Paris' new friends look like "Rock of Love" rejects.

Kate Beckinsale attends the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event

If you've been reading her recent quotes-- you'd know that her newest revelations are that she's great in bed and can't cook.