Beauty and the Creepy

Ryan Adams is probably nice, but he's no match for Mandy Moore.

An aside---we love her hair long.

Beauty and the Weird

We're not sure if Natalie Portman's boyfriend Devendra Barnhart's main issue is his hairstyle, beard or his ridiculous outfits. Is he a cute guy in need of a makeover? He may be a tweener.

photo source: Just Jared

Vin Diesell and Paloma Jimenez have had a baby girl together

Silent prayer that the girl looks like her mother.

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Glamourous Julia Roberts is back in New York after a Roman holiday

She's looking more polished.

Breaking story----Gerard Butler has man-boobs

He's 15 pounds away from looking like Russell Crowe.

John Mayer is bringing out the sexy side in Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is starting to look sexy again. It even looks like she's showing some cleavage.

photo source: Just Jared

Britney Spears finds a car that she's safe to drive in

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Kate Hudson gets some coffee in New York

Big douchebag Brody Jenner is still dating Cora Skinner- who has a similar figure to Brody's mom, 58 year old Linda Thompson

He must have a thing for women with big fake boobs and great bodies. How weird of him.

Eva Mendes hangs out in NY City

Is she researching another one of her roles? Who knew that she took her bad acting so seriously.

Nick "wimpier than Paris Hilton" Hogan has been moved out of solitary confinement

Will someone please beat the crap out of him in there?

Debra Messing smiles while filming The Starter Wife

She looks great. We miss Will & Grace.

Really old and not shocking news--- Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff split

Karina claimed that the reason for the split was that they are both too busy with their careers. She forgot to mention that Mario is also too busy having sex with anything that moves.

Four vodka tonics later and these two will be making out

Lindsay Lohan hangs out with Dennis Hopper.

Shania blogs on her sad split from her husband

"To my beloved fans: As I am sure you have seen or heard; I am going through a rough time personally in my life. I wanted you all to know that I could not be getting through this without you. Your letters, emails and words of encouragement give me strength. Your overwhelming support reminds me to smile, no matter how deep the pain and to always be grateful for all the beautiful blessings in my life.I have so much to say but I know the best way for me to speak is through my music. This is my therapy, my passion, and my love. I look forward to sharing it with all of you as I begin this new journey.I need some time to heal this broken heart but make no mistake; I will be back and hopefully stronger than ever. Thank you my friends, from the bottom of my heart.Love,Shania"

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Shania is gorgeous, rich and talented. Mutt Lange is ugly, creepy and boring. Shania-- it's good riddance. Find someone cute and less weird.