Nicole Richie continues to attend driver's ed classes

Her little buddy Paris should be attending those classes too-- and while she's at it -- be attending an entire year of third grade.

Matthew McConnaughey flashes a smirk to the cameras

Jessica Alba has a lot to learn from him.

Owen Wilson is jealous of Kate and Lance

Our prayers have been answered

George Clooney has broken up with skanky dumbo Sarah Larson. We were jealous and annoyed. Why can't he date someone closer to his age and with an IQ higher than Tara Reid's?

Jesse McCartney is going to be around for awhile

Though Zac Efron may be a lot prettier, Jesse's career looks to have more longevity since he not only sings, but writes songs. Apparently he co-wrote Leona Lewis' hit song "Bleeding Love." Though we're not huge fans of that song, many other people are.

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Dylan McDermott thinks he's running "The Practice" again

After having memorized several of the more memorable and impassioned monologues from The Practice, McDermott thinks he's ready to defend himself in the fight of this life: his divorce from Shiva Rose (a wannabe actress/designer/stylist-- who knows what she does?). He can use the words of David Kelly to bring about justice and captivate the judge with his legal know-how.

Cut to 1 year later---------- Shiva Rose gets the largest divorce settlement in history.

Beautifiul Emmy Rossum enjoys an ice cream cone in NYC

People love trainwrecks: D & D

More people were interested in Denise than Dina. Apparently watching Dina google all day does not add up to must see tv. Overall, D squared is doing well in the ratings for E!.

Blake Lively and Julianne Mooore are filming a movie together

Let's pray that both of these ensembles and Julianne's hairstyle is for the movie. This is a hairstyle that should be punishable by 10-20 years of forced labor.

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Miracle! Our beloved Marat won his first round singles match at the French Open

There's nothing better than Grand Slam season where we can post all of the hot pictures of our favorite people in the world: Male Professional Tennis Players. In a miracle opening round, Marat somehow maintained his concentration enough to beat some dude from Monaco in four sets. In his next round match he faces off against fellow Russian Nicolai Davydenko, who is seeded fourth in the tournament. Unless this match has been fixed, it looks like Marat will be saying good-bye to us.

Ben and Casey Affleck promote Gone Baby Gone in London

We heard it's a good movie, but it sounds too depressing.

Tyra Banks thinks she's Oprah-- and Martha

Of this threesome, two of these are smart and tenacious businesswomen while the third is a complete hot mess of crazy.

It's Scotland's lucky day

Scotland must love hosting total brat Avril Lavigne. The only thing more pleasurable would be to lose to England in rugby.

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These two brainiacs have confirmed the pregnancy

In all fairnes, Wentz and Wentz wanted to wait til Ashlee passed the first tri-mester to make it official. That's understandable.

Lindsay Lohan holds hands with her biggest and craziest fan

Little delusional Ali Lohan wants to be just like her sister. Her first step should be to start drinking heavily, snorting cocaine, make-out with sleezy guys with pot-bellies and to throw out all of her underwear and bras.

Angelina gives another reason for Jennifer Aniston to hate her

Angelina claims about her pregnancy weight gain:

"No, I haven't [gained elsewhere]. It's genetics. Dad's a lanky person. I'm actually trying to put on as much weight as possible so I can stretch, you know. I want as much room as possible."

We know that Jennifer Aniston does about 2 hours a day of cardio to keep her body up. Nevertheless, our final verdict is that with all of the hard work, Jennifer Aniston's body is better than Angelina's, but it looks like too much upkeep.