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Being rich and famous is so hard!

Jessica Alba or Warren -- shuns the cameras. Her new hubby took the keys from a photog's car and threw them across the parking lot.

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Joel Madden says that his daughter Harlow loves The Cure, Lionel Richie and Good Charlotte

Harlow always moves her legs when she hears the aforementioned music, but is reduced to a raging tantrum whenever Paris Hilton's CD is played.

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong share two things in common

They both love cycling and Matthew McConaughey.

Hillary Swank as Amelia Earhart---- busty but dowdy

It's an interesting look for her, but not one that should ever see the light of day. The movie also stars Ewan McGregor.

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Milla Jovovich is at Cannes to promote.... probably her bad singing or fashion line.. or really bad movies

There are too many bad things to choose from with this chick.

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Natalie Portman wears stripes at Cannes

Prepare to vomit: another celebrity has written a children's book

Geri Halliwell has come out with a new children's book. Writing a book with about 400 words for a celebrity, is akin to writing a book of 400 pages for a normal person.

Fergie is out and about in green jeans

Carmen Electra says that she hopes to have kids in the near future

Her new line of portable stripper poles go on the market--- which is an interesting juxtaposition to pending motherhood.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have bought a house for $60 million in the south of France

The house is reportedly just outside the town of Aix-en-Provence. The family will be spending a whopping 13 days in this house per year. Maddox is going to love the stability.

Denise Richards' horrible show debuts today

The Boston Herald gave it a D-, and gave Living Lohan (which also premieres on E!) a D. Apparently, the show offers proof that Richards is a big moron who loves the spotlight.

Kim Catrall says she couldn't live without botox

Upon hearing this--Nicole Kidman replied, "sing it to me sister."

Lindsay Lohan is cheating on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson with someone cuter

We don't know what Lindsay Lohan does to get invited to the South of France and live like royalty- but she's not going anywhere soon. Her even more desperate younger sister Ali, debuts her reality show today on E!. The reviews have been hilarious, and haven't pulled any punches.