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Thursday, May 08, 2008
Christina Aguilera is working on a new album
We will explain the reason why Christina Aguilera's baby photos in People magazine failed to sell copies. First, she showed off the baby too soon. Second, her husband is not a celebrity and is not very cute. Third, she had a boy and people are more curious about what baby girls look. Feel free to disagree.
Katherine McPhee makes an appearance
That's probably going to be her new career-- making appearances to different events.
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Dina Lohan gives advice to Miley Cyrus' mom
This scenario is the equivalent of North Korea giving economic policy advice to Luxembourg. The worst thing that Miley Cyrus has ever done is take some pictures where she's showing her shoulders and back. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, has shown the world more than a porn star does, has been to jail, rehab etc--- and Ali Lohan already look 45.
A movie we're not interested in seeing
The real life version was bad enough.
The stars on the cover are Elizabeth Banks and Josh Brolin-- and for the record-- most Oliver Stone films are annoying.
photo source: Just Jared
Jason Castro says hasta la vista
It's not a surprise that he left. What will be a surprise is if he isn't already smoking an enormous doobie.
Julia Roberts out and about
It looks like Julia Roberts spent about 2 hours doing her hair and about 0.2 seconds choosing her outfit.
Angelina is having a hard pregnancy according to Star
The magazine claims she's been having all kinds of complications, which is explains why she's constantly jet setting all over the world and flying in helicopters.
Robert Downey Jr. -- a very haggard looking superstar
With Iron Man being a colossal hit, Downey Jr. is now a bonafide action hero. Unfortunately for him, he looks about 55. No offense to Roberty Downey Jr.
The National Enquirer uncovers stars with cellulite
We can just assume that Mischa Barton is going to a perennial favorite for this issue.
Bar shows off her legs, and skips out of the Israeli army
Bar Refaeli is under fire again for avoiding a two year stint in the Israeli army, something all Israeli citizens are obliged to do. She is currently promoting several products which some of her countrymen are calling to be boycotted.
Star is not planning on visiting The View anytime soon
Star Jones is unhappy that Barbara Walters wrote a tell-all auto-biography where she called out Star for making The View cast have to lie and cover up the fact that she had gastric-bypass surgery to lose weight. Instead the ladies were forced to act as if Star was losing all of the weight through diet and exercize. Barbara also confessed to having an affair in the 1970s with a married senator. Star responded harshly:
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“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.”
Cindy Crawford attends an event to fight Leukemia
Given that her brother died of this cancer when she was very young- she has said that the cause is very close to her heart.
photo source: Just Jared
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are out and about sans daughter Nahla
We'll assume they're going to a pull Tom Cruise and wait ages before taking out little Nahla- who is probably adorable.
photo source: Popsugar
Ryan Seacrest is in talks to take over for Larry King
Ryan Seacrest is apparently taking over the world. We don't know if this is going to happen, but anyone would be an improvement over Larry King where every interview is like watching Barbara Walters interview Miley Cyrus. He seems to have a huge generation gap with almost all of his guests-- and rarely gets any of their jokes. It's awkward to watch.
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