Thursday, May 08, 2008
We will explain the reason why Christina Aguilera's baby photos in People magazine failed to sell copies. First, she showed off the baby too soon. Second, her husband is not a celebrity and is not very cute. Third, she had a boy and people are more curious about what baby girls look. Feel free to disagree.
This scenario is the equivalent of North Korea giving economic policy advice to Luxembourg. The worst thing that Miley Cyrus has ever done is take some pictures where she's showing her shoulders and back. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, has shown the world more than a porn star does, has been to jail, rehab etc--- and Ali Lohan already look 45.
The magazine claims she's been having all kinds of complications, which is explains why she's constantly jet setting all over the world and flying in helicopters.
With Iron Man being a colossal hit, Downey Jr. is now a bonafide action hero. Unfortunately for him, he looks about 55. No offense to Roberty Downey Jr.
Bar Refaeli is under fire again for avoiding a two year stint in the Israeli army, something all Israeli citizens are obliged to do. She is currently promoting several products which some of her countrymen are calling to be boycotted.
Star Jones is unhappy that Barbara Walters wrote a tell-all auto-biography where she called out Star for making The View cast have to lie and cover up the fact that she had gastric-bypass surgery to lose weight. Instead the ladies were forced to act as if Star was losing all of the weight through diet and exercize. Barbara also confessed to having an affair in the 1970s with a married senator. Star responded harshly:
“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.”
We'll assume they're going to a pull Tom Cruise and wait ages before taking out little Nahla- who is probably adorable.
photo source: Popsugar
Ryan Seacrest is apparently taking over the world. We don't know if this is going to happen, but anyone would be an improvement over Larry King where every interview is like watching Barbara Walters interview Miley Cyrus. He seems to have a huge generation gap with almost all of his guests-- and rarely gets any of their jokes. It's awkward to watch.