Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged

Her representative has confirmed this to People magazine. Now Ryan can look forward to a lifetime of listening to Scarlett's great singing.

MTV Reporter Kurt Loder has a birthday today-- he is no spring chicken

Click on the comments to find out how old he is today. We're slightly shocked.

Diddy celebrates his Harlem in Hollywood party in Beverly Hills

What a better way to celebrate Harlem than to have a ridiculously expensive party for rich people!

Lindsay Lohan to guest star on Ugly Betty

She'll play a 45-year old former hooker with a heart of gold who tries to win over Betty's dad.

Jennifer Aniston has a very busy schedule: work out, lay out, work out, lay out

She also has to make time to make out with John Mayer.

Mischa Barton officially looks like crap

We think the main culprit is the bad extensions and her puffy face from partying.

photo source: Just Jared

Cameron Diaz shows up for the "What Happens in Vegas" premiere

Eva Longoria shows up since she can't stay away from the cameras for more than 2 hours a day or else she has withdrawls

Brooke Burns shows up to the Vegas premiere as well

God only knows how she found time in her busy schedule of bad acting to come.

On a scale of one to ten, Christina Ricci only looks slightly weird

Ricci continues to promote her movie "Speed Racer."

Sharon Stone comes out for the Gay and Lesbian center

This hairstyle isn't doing her any favors. It's a hairstyle you wear when you want to a get a discount at the movies.

Ashlee is not showing yet, so she can still fit into Pete Wentz's clothes

Crazy Cruise, his little robot and Suri surface to catch a show on Broadway

Today Oprah airs her second installment of her interview with Tom Cruise. Suri is slated to make a guest appearance at the end. In the first interview, as everyone noticed, Cruise kept things under control and was very subdued. He showed off his house while Oprah did her best to ooh and awe at every little detail. Most of the comments from the message board did not buy Tom Cruise's new act, writing in that the house seemed dark and depressing and that whole thing was pathetic. We thought he came across ok. He's trying to make amends, but his commitment to scientology is naturally alarming.

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His relationship with Katie Holmes also seems forced and weird. Nevertheless, no longer do they look strange together because she looks 20 years his junior. She's fixed that problem by dressing like a retired librarian. Now they only look weird because she's 3 feet taller than him.

Brangelina and the Edge hang out in the South of France

We have no idea what Angelina is wearing but it must have been designed by Mary Kate Olsen.

Shanna Moakler stands by former nanny Laura Boyce

The nanny who's countersuing Cheryl and Rob Lowe for sexual harassment has got a credible reference in her corner: Shanna Moakler (Boyce used to work for Moakler). Getting a reference from Shanna Moakler is like getting a reference from Gary Busey.

Avril Lavigne continues to suck

It's no news that she's canceled 6 shows due to poor ticket sales and excessive partying. We're surprised she still has fans, given that she seems irritated by them all the time. We actually like some of her songs, but wish she wasn't so annoying.

Shauna Sand: one classy lady

We're not certain about this, but once you're a mother of three isn't it time to throw away the lucite stripper heels?