Friday, May 02, 2008

John Stamos will not star in the ER spin-off series


Our first thought-- ER is having a spin-off series? Not too many things could sound more boring. The only thing that comes to mind is watching some period piece with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Rob Lowe's other former nanny Laura Boyce breaks down at a press conference


At least this nanny has some more emotion about her ordeal.
This only means one thing: Being harassed by Rob Lowe is not as bad as being harassed by Sheryl Lowe.

People magazine still hasn't confirmed the rumor that Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon



The only thing known is that the ring that he gave Victoria's Secret model and former fiance Selita Ebanks is the same ring he gave Mimi. We thought that she had been quietly dating some producer for the past three years-- but apparently they are no longer together.

Kim Kardashian doesn't realize that's not Paris Hilton's butt


When a "friend" says your butt looks like cottage cheese wrapped in a trash bag-- it's time to say "hell to the no!" to that friendship.

Madonna's stylist while promoting Hard Candy on BET was Lil Jon


Even sans the funky hat, Natalie Portman's new guy is not getting any cuter


Her dog, on the other hand, is adorable.

Based on this photo, Heidi Klum must have 400 teeth


We love Ricky Martin


One of our favorites is Ricky Martin who has been politically active in preventing human trafficking.

Hillary Swank is filming the Amelia Earhart biopic


Note to selves: Never go to a sexy costume party as Amelia Earhart.

Gwyneth Paltrow plans to spare no expense for her daughter Apple's 4th birthday


That's just what a kid named Apple needs.

Eva "bird legs" Longoria goes shopping


Barbara Walters has no morals


She carried on an affair for many years with a married Senator who is also a moderate Republican.

Hey it's Bimbo Ken and Barbie


Heidi Montag and her appendage were in New York for the Late Show with David Letterman. David Letterman must have no idea who's approving his guest list. It must be some 17 year old dude with raging hormones.