Thursday, May 01, 2008

It's a girl, it's a boy, it's PINK!


We can't decide if she's attractive or not. Boys, any thoughts???

Pete Wentz forgets that he's already picked himself a winner: Ashlee Simpson

My name is Naomi Campbell. And I am crazy.

Married?


Perez Hilton is claiming that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have married... and there's no pre-nup.

Lame and lamer


We don't know why, but these two together just bug us. We love Madonna and JT's music, but their collaboration just seems completely unartistic and a ploy to pocket as much money as possible.

Jessica Biel should never ever again be put in a costume


She basically only looks pretty when she's playing herself.

Hope she's not breast feeding later on, because X-tina looks wasted

It looks like the rumors are true. Brangelina are in France.


And they're hanging out at this place. Yet again, life's hard.

These two are still together


Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger are still dating. We think he's hot. She's so-so. But whatevs. We're happy for them.

Sex & the City promo mania has begun


It's official. We're gonna be seeing a lot of these gals and Chris Noth in the near future. We actually aren't that thrilled about the movie. We just wish they would've kept the show going. It ended too soon.

Jessica Simpson's lookin' haggard


We don't know what on earth she was thinking when she put on this terrible dress.

She's hot and she's rich


Nothing's new. Gisele Bundchen is the richest model in the world, she's gorgeous, and she's dating Tom Brady. Life's hard.

Rob Lowe's wife is being sued for sexual harrassment by another nanny


Again, there are allegations that Rob Lowe's wife walked around naked the whole time. We would not want to see this woman walk around naked. No offense to Rob Lowe's wife.

John Mayer's hair inspiration? Mary Lou Retton circa 1984


Scientology boot camp



We would love to make ourselves more like John Travolta. Sign us up.

Mariah Carey is engaged to Nick Cannon?


He must love doing water aerobics.

Jessica "pouty" Alba just heard Benji Madden's new song for Paris Hilton


Some things are unintentionally hilarious.

Jason Lewis to star on an episode of House


Will Shannon and Derek continue their forbidden love affair?


We thought she had a boyfriend-- and he was saving himself til marriage.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are looking pretty hot and heavy


This will last 2 weeks.

More Robert Buckley


We've become fascinated by this guy for some reason. Here he is with Heather Locklear filming the movie "Flirting with 40."

Gwyneth Paltrow covers up her legs in a jumpsuit



Thoughts?
photo source: Just Jared

Jessica Simpson tells all-- she's in love with Tony Romo


Jessica gushes about her new love and jabs John Mayer for making her feel that she needed to change- since being herself wasn't cutting it. She spills to Glamour about how Tony makes her feel comfortable in her own skin again and gives some details about how they first met. Tony apparently had a crush on her, which was reported on tv while Jessica was watching a football game with her family. Years later, she saw him at the Country Music Awards while he was still with Carrie Underwood. She claims:
“Tony e-mailed my dad, ‘Cute date.’ My dad was like, ‘Look what Tony said,’ Simpson says. “I said, ‘Give him my e-mail address. We’ll see if he’s good with words.’ Then he e-mailed me, and we flirted over e-mail and on the phone.”
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Why is Joe Simpson constantly involved in her love life? Why would Tony email her dad and why does she care if he's good with words? Words aren't exactly her strongsuit.

Benji Madden wrote a love song for Paris Hilton


The lovely little ditty is called "Shine Your Light." His next song for her is entitled, "Don't Share Your Herpes with Me."

Alien life has been found on planet earth


Either that, or it's Christina Ricci after fasting for 23 days.

Old people make the Olsen twins smile


Some old dude found the secret to make Ashley Olsen smile. He must be the inventor of diet-Red Bull and sugar free gummy bears.

Richie Sambora to do Rock of Love?


Insiders claim that he has been approached to do the next version of Rock of Love, since he'll be an even bigger trainwreck than the contestants vying to be his "Rock of Love-" not counting if Denise Richards signs up.

TMZ highlights David Cook's hair inspiration


It's not a good look for either.