The Hills are on the cover of Rolling Stone

Hopefully the article is more interesting than the show.

The recap is that the feud between Lauren and Heidi is still going on.

Heidi is praying for Lauren daily.

Heidi and Lauren had to endure an awkward day for the photoshoot but never had to pose next to each other.

Riveting.

Mary Kate Olsen has no neck

She's weirder looking than Christina Ricci. No offense to Mary Kate Olsen and no offense to Christina Ricci.

photo source: Just Jared

Vintage Michelle Pfeiffer

Who is older today-- Daniel Day Lewis or Michelle Pfeiffer?

Click on the comments page for the answer.

This isn't Lindsay Lohan-- it's Nicole Richie

She needs to hire her skinny stylist back pronto.

Made of Honor-- A movie that looks about as funny as Jenny McCarthy's jokes

Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan went on TRL to promote this clunker. It also stars Kadeem Hardison from "A Different World." We had no idea he was still working, but apparently he's been working steadily for a while.

photo source: Just Jared

Salma Hayek calls out celebrities that say breastfeeding helps you lose weight

She says it's a lie--you only lose weight just by breastfeeding if you're also not eating anything. Thoughts?

Michale Urie and Becki Newton celebrate Ugly Betty winning a GLAAD award

In truly devastating news, Rebecca Romijn will not be returning to Ugly Betty after this season due to creative differences with the writers --aka she can't act so they're not writing her any lines. We'll be in mourning for a long time about this one..... we're over it.

Gossip Girl stars: then and now -- from Daytona Beach Spring Break to the Upper East Side

Believe it or not, this is Leighton Meester. She must have been taking style notes from Mariah Carey circa 2001.

Blake Lively

Taylor Momsen

Since she's only 14, this photo was probably taken only 2 years ago.

Meow! Iman thinks Heidi Klum is a moron

Iman thinks she's great and Heidi is not so impressive:

"Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I'm not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls. I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers — I mean, I've worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St. Laurent — he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler … I could go on and on."

Hilary Duff will not be on the 90210 spin-off

She's trying to improve her film career with her latest movie War Inc., which looks really bad. It looks like Lori Loughlin and Jennie Garth are mulling over possible roles on the show.

Barf

What's red, white and blue and makes you want to vomit? Apparently they stole Cheney and Bush's poses.

Gwyneth Paltrow must be trying to get Brad Pitt's attention

Gwyneth has been wearing some short little dresses lately. She's either trying to get her husband's attention, Brad Pitt's attention or Angelina Jolie's attention--- who knows how she rolls? We've noticed that she takes pretty good care of her skin, since she looks younger than Lindsay Lohan (even after Lindsay has had a restful evening).

photo source: Just Jared

Lindsay Price denies she's dating Robert Buckley or Chace Crawford

She is recently divorced and seems to be on the prowl.

Blake Lively attends the Tribeca Film Festival

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner hang out in Hawaii

She is there filming her movie "Flirting with 40."

Robert Buckley is looking good

He is Heather Locklear's co-star in the movie- and star of Lipstick Jungle.

Christina Ricci can fit in your pocket

She says that all she eats is crappy food. She is also officially smaller than Abigail Breslin.

Being a celebrity makes you stupid

Angie Everheart, the ex of both Sly Stallone and Howard Stern got a DUI the other night. Another person that's never heard of a taxi.

Pamela Anderson is not pregnant

Some rumor is swirling around that she's pregnant again. It's not true. People should wait for her to marry another loser to start those types of rumors again.

Carrie Underwood is trying to back together with Tony Romo?

We doubt this rumor is true. It sounds like she's too busy to have a relationship right now. She's slowly starting to grow on us.