Naomi does her best to not kick the crap out these people

She seems two seconds away from having a meltdown diva fit.

Whitney and Ray J continue to annoy Bobby Brown

Whitney is three months away from having a sex tape, since Ray J loves to view his performance.

Aliens wear their sunglasses at night

Tomkat are sensitive to both dark and light for some reason.

Matt Damon and his wife return from London to Miami

We didn't pick Matt Damon for a Miami die-hard, but having just returned from Miami, we can see its charms. Every time we see Matt Damon and his wife, we're amazed how she got him to marry her, and we always get comments that we're being repetitive and elitist. We're still amazed. She's pretty and seems nice, but there are so many nice and pretty women out there dating total losers.

Liz Hurley is back on the scene

It might be photoshopped but she still looks great.

Fergie shows off her bod in the Bahamas

She's looking pretty good. However, in this photo it looks like she has implants.

Miley Cyrus is months away from turning into Lindsay Lohan

Based on these photos, which are not so innocent, her virginal period is coming to an end.

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Susan Sarandon, Emile Hirsch and Christina Ricci attend the Speed Racer premiere

What the hell happened to Christina Ricci?

Tia Mowry and Cory Hardrict are married

Tia (29) is best known for starring with her twin sister, Tamara on the show Sister, Sister. She currently stars in the show The Game, which is barely watchable. Her husband (28) is also an actor, although who knows in what.

Hillary Duff is wearing Mariah Carey's old shorts

Mariah got rid of them because they were just too small on her now that she's lost 20 pounds.

photo source: Just Jared

Rihanna rocks out in leather

Gisele Bundchen runs errands in LA

Apparently Tom Brady is also hanging out with her, as he was seen picking up groceries in the area.

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Posh shows the world her fake boobs aren't saggy

Even though she looks ridiculous, she somehow bagged David Beckham. Maybe rock hard boobs that reach your chin are attractive.

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Jennifer Aniston continues to enjoy Miami

Everyone thinks she's depressed because she's single, but she seems to like being alone.

New York Magazine says that Gossip Girl is the best show ever

We'll see if they're still saying that when in it's in its third season.

photo source: Just Jared