Monday, April 14, 2008

Rihanna totes around her adoable pooch


She earlier said that she was shocked by the Beyonce/Jay-Z nuptials.

Brett Michales doesn't choose the crazy one


We've never seen a trainwreck like Daisy from Rock of Love. She makes Britney Spears seem like Condoleeza Rice. Based on her appearance, it looks like most of her income is going towards plastic surgery, tattoos, make-up and fake hair. It's not going towards any mutual funds. Brett Michaels chose Ambre and we are confident that they will last a good 7 weeks.

Paris Hilton hawks more of her crappy stuff in foreign countries


Are foreigners not aware that she's a moron? Probably not.

A pimp and his hooker gave a great fashion show


We can't wait to wear her clothes to our next conference.

Kate Beckinsale and her husband are still together


Clearly the rumors that they are on the rocks are untrue.

Another weird celebrity demand


Jessica Alba is demanding that all of the people who came to her bridal shower wear a leather bracelet she gave them and not take it off until the birth of her daughter. She also demanded that no one crack a smile for 18 days.

Jody Sweetin from Full House gives birth to a daughter named Zoie


Who in hell knows how you pronounce that.

Cate Blanchett has a third child and competes with Gwyneth for weird name giving


Cate Blanchett's first two sons are named Dashiell and Roman- which are weird but not too bad. She just gave birth to a third son named Ignatius. Her fourth son with be named Tiberius.

Carmen Electra celebrates her birthday


Click on the comments page to find out how old she is.

Adrian Brody turns 35 today


The body looks 25, the face looks 40.

Hayden Panetierre wants to be taken seriously


"I don’t ever go out. I stay at home. I go from garage to garage, and keep myself out of sight. I love where I live and that I have wonderful friends there and I love what I do, but it really has a major impact on your life. This business is very intrusive. People want to know what you’re doing every day, and it becomes less about your craft and your art, and your love for acting, than it is about when you put food in your mouth, or when you’re walking your dog.”

“The interesting thing to me is, if you think about it, the glamor of Hollywood has been dimmed down by people that don’t necessarily love what they do or their craft. I think people who are mainly in the public eye and deal with this [attention], a lot of them like it and enjoy it. I don’t really enjoy going out, it’s a nightmare in my opinion.”

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She seems so scared that people are going to keep comparing her to Lindsay Lohan.

Some moron paid $91,000 for this picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni