Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Nicky Hilton wears the jeans once owned by a ten year old boy


photo source: Just Jared

Sarah Jesssica Parker and Ellen Page need to switch outfits


Both outfits are horrible, but Page looks like a librarian and Parker looks like a Brett Michaels groupie.
photo source: Just Jared

Adam Sandler walks around LA with his daughter Sadie


He will never doubt if the baby's his.

Tori Spelling is delusional


We feel bad that Tori's mother told her she needed a nose job to be pretty, but she seems pretty delusional about her parents' money. She keeps going on talk shows to say how shocked she is that she only got a million dollars from her family and offers few apologies for how she got herself in so much debt, and for leaving her husband and sleeping with a married man. Her life is a soap opera. She doesn't seem to live in the real world.

Kim Kardashian says she loves junk food

Marcia Cross and Teri Hatcher say they want to be on Desperate Housewives forever


Eva Longoria should be saying the same thing, but for some reason she keeps making unwatchable movies.

Katherine Heigl doesn't like being compared to Julia Roberts

Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway laugh and run on the set of their new movie

Johnny Depp has been offered ten million to sell Trojan condoms

Jamie Lynn Spears continues to prepare to be a teenage mom

Finally! Heidi Klum and Johan are photographed together


He is adorable.

Brangelina are still not pregnant, and weren't even in New Orleans


We'll save the tabloids the time. These two are never getting married.
photo source: Popsugar

It's a miracle! Ellen Pompeo doesn't look like crap


Here she is on the Late Show with David Letterman.
photo source: Just Jared

Ashton Kutcher films a new movie


Oscar voters, be aware. This one looks like a winner.

Guess who?


Click on the comments page for the answer.

Shannen Doherty surfaces


After she hosted the cringeworthy show "Breaking up with Shannen Doherty", her chances of getting on "Dancing with the Stars" are pretty low.

Renee Zellweger attends the premiere of Leatherheads


If she wanted to look sexy, mission not accomplished.

George Clooney attends the premiere of his movie Leatherheads


We won't comment on how impressed we are with his choice of companion.

Eternally young couple Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford attend the premiere of Leatherheads


It turned out to be a good move to divorce Richard Gere, who seems a little old and boring.

Cameron Diaz wins the "wannabe" award at the Kids Choice Awards


She usually wins the "only people who are paid to do so laugh at my jokes" award.

Patrick Dempsey is the new face for Avon