South Africa can breathe a sigh of relief; Munich cannot

Munich is where this awesome duo is headed next. In other news, Paris reportedly said that she thought South Africa and West Africa were beautiful countries.

Oh no. Paula Abdul picked out her outfit without her stylist again

That's like letting George Bush give a speech without his speech writers.

Is Nicole Kidman even pregnant?

Every other star looks pregnant after having a meal, while Nicole can't even convince anyone she's due this summer.

Tyra and Jay Manuel are not getting along

It was only a matter of time that this was going to happen.

Another Hollywood marriage bites the dust

What's surprising is not that Robin Williams' wife is filing for divorce, but that someone was married to Robin Williams for 19 years. That's a lot to take.

The Olsen twins are out to destroy each other

Given that Ashley eats solid food every other day, we think that Mary Kate should be very afraid.

Christina Aguilera likes to swim in the nude at night and wakes up her neighbors

For some reason, this news does not surprise us in the least.

Britney Spears is making her comeback

Spears had a successful debut on the captivating show "How I Met Your Mother." She will next guest star on the show "According to Jim."

Mariah wears a hand-me-down from one of Eddie Murphy's trannies

Justin Timberlake will host the ESPY awards

A marriage that will last a lifetime

Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged to her boyfriend Casey Aldridge. What are the chances of this marriage lasting? The same as the chances of Paris Hilton being able to correctly distinguish between an adverb and an adjective. 0.0%

Idol says good-bye to Chikezie

This is probably the worst group of Idols ever. The only one that can sing is that Irish chick. Even Paula Abdul would have made it to the top ten this year.

Boring couple is no longer together

Chace Crawford and Carrie Underwood are kaput. This is exciting news for gay men, who have a yen for guys that are prettier than Gisele Bundchen.

Heidi Montag is looking for girls who look like her to model for her hooker clothing line

The easiest thing to do would be to go to the waiting room of any plastic surgeon's office in LA. She'll find look-a-likes in no time.

Blake Lively and Michelle Trachtenberg brave the elements

Both are also relieved that Mischa Barton will never be on the show to expose everyone to her overacting. Bad acting is contagious-- just watch season 5 of Friends or any episode of the Hills.

The Locklear/Sambora clan is imploding

First Heather Locklear is on suicide watch, now Richie Sambora is pulled over for a DUI while his adorable ten year daugther Ava is in the car. Celebrities have enough money to pay for cabs/drivers. It's ridiculous.

Kate Bosworth is back to her alcohol and cigarettes diet

Could she even have the energy to get on a surfboard now? No. Another annoying thing is that she's started to speak with an English accent. In the interview she did on E! Entertainment she sounded like a mix between Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Remember when Katie Holmes was cute an innocent?

We don't know why everyone thinks she's so stylish now. She was much prettier before she was turned into a robot.

Brooke Burke still hasn't named her baby after almost a month