Thursday, March 13, 2008

Mariah Carey will replace Janet Jackson on Saturday Night Live


Charlie Sheen will be a spokesperson for Hanes underwear


Sheen is Hanes' second choice. The company's first choice was Eliot Spitzer.

Eve and Eva look like they just saw Lauren Conrad's fashion show



Kate Bosworth graces the cover of Marie Claire


On getting older and older: “I just turned 25, which was a weird one. I feel like I had this quarter-century crisis. Whenever I said before that I was 21 or 22, everyone would say, ‘Oh, see, you’re so young.’ And all of a sudden, you hit 25, and people say, “Oh, right, uh, OK.’ And you’re like, ‘Uh, what do you mean?”
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On her love life: “Orlando [Bloom] and I were both in the public eye. So this relationship [with model James Rousseau] has been a little easier that way. And I feel like I’m in a different stage of my life, to be honest. With Orlando, we were younger.”
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21 costar Josh Gad on Kate: “Kate Bosworth can drink anyone under the table. Get a couple in her, and she’s definitely a very fun and crazy girl. We went out to a pub on St. Patrick’s Day. Not only did she pick the place, but she picked the rowdiest place, where everybody and their mother came. And it’s like, ‘OK, she’s one of us! Let’s get shit-faced!’ But Kate is always one step ahead of you. She had a blast, and everybody was just enamored of the fact that there’s a superstar singing and dancing and going nuts. But she was also the first one to be like, ‘OK, I’m out of here.”
source: Just Jared

Chace Crawford: The one man who is prettier than Zac Efron



A little too pretty.

Stars without make-up


No one looks that bad. If they really want to uncover something, they should show Melanie Griffith.

No amount of caffeine is going to activate her brain


The final 11 on American Idol


This must mean that America doesn't like male strippers as David Hernandez was given the boot.

World's cutest sisters show off their line for Mango


Cruz and Cruz look like twins.
photo source: Just Jared

Adorable actress Kristin Davis gives our free tickets to the Sex and the City premiere


Vanessa Minillo tries to open her mouth as wide as Jessica Simpson when she's belting out her horrible ballads


Here she is hosting a volleyball event in Miami.

Ashton Kutcher continues to be lame


Because Ashton Kutcher's acting career is in the pooper, his new passion is doing bad reality shows. His newest show that punks the paparazzi featured Paris Hilton travelling around with a guru and Mario Lopez giving Eva Longoria a Cartier necklace. We didn't report either of these stories because they are boring. He needs to make us believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for us to take notice.

World's happiest pregnant woman, Lisa Marie Presley, may be expecting twins


This upsets us


We saw this first on Perez. We are saddened that Patrick Swayze is still smoking.

Ya know, we actually forgot Halle Berry was pregnant


Probably because we haven't seen her out and about in a while. That baby must be coming any day now.
Source: JustJared

What the heck happened to Mena Suvari?


Seriously. And we're not just talking about what the heck happened to her face. Is she ever in movies anymore???
Source: JustJared

Bizarre, very bizarre


Oscar winner Tilda Swinton, 47, and boyfriend Sandro Kopp, 30, apparently live with Tilda's ex-partner and their ten-year-old twins. Yes. They all live together.
Source: JustJared

Nicolette Sheridan looks like the picture of "plastic" vacationing in Florida


Girlfriend needs to lay off the Botox.

Another cute pic of Heidi Klum with daughter Leni


The two gals had a fun play day in Brentwood.

Yes. This is officially the world's ugliest dress.


Kate Bostworth also needs to eat.

Somebody actually hired Kristen Cavallari


Gavin DeGraw's got Kristen to star in his latest music video. Believe it or not-- we actually think Kristen has got more talent than Lauren Conrad. Actually, any Joe Shmo on the street has got more talent than Lauren Conrad.

Guess who just turned 67???


Cha-cha-cha-charo!!!!

Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts bargain shop in Australia


These two are pretty cute together.

When was the last time Adam Sandler was in a movie that was actually funny?


Though we will admit we are the only two people on the planet that loved Click, it was hardly a comedy. Here's Sandler on the set of his latest comedy.

This relationship seemed like a publicity stunt from the get-go to promote that total dud these two starred in, but it looks like love has prevailed


Here's Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal canoodling. We like these two together in theory, but actually think that Reese looks too old for Jake.
Source: Pop Sugar

Angelina Jolie joins the long list of Hollywood starlets who look way better pregnant


Here she is in Texas with the kiddies showing them how to ride scooters. US magazine's reporting that the Jolie-Pitts have put an offer on a house--or rather enormous estate--in Provence, France. Maybe there's some truth to those rumors that Angelina wants to give birth in her mother's home country.
Source Pop Sugar