Alicia Keys rocks out in the UK

Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne and this guy have a quiet night out

Two aliens land in Paris

The rumors that Hugh Hefner wants these two to pose in Playboy is pretty gross.

Jennifer Lopez refutes rumors that she has spent $600,000 on 6 bodyguards for her twins Max and Emme

That money is going towards years of counseling and intense psycho-therapy for the twins. They're going to need it.

Dancing 8 hours a day does not lead to a six-pack

Britney Spears has been practicing at the Millenium Dance Complex every day. We don't know what kind of dancing Britney Spears is doing but it's definitely not leading to the results of the "Dancing with the Stars" diet. Regardless, we're happy to see Britney slowly getting her life together.

Broadway is no longer requiring talent

Though acting on Broadway used to showcase the creme de la creme in talent, things have defintely changed. Case in point: Nicole Richie has been asked to perform on Broadway as Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago.

Eva Longoria attends the Padres Contra el Cancer event

She needs to spend more time doing things like this, and less time making god-awful movies.

Active Kate Hudson denies rumors that she's pregnant

Julianne Moore may be joining Desperate Housewives

She'll be playing Bree's sister. Sounds interesting.

Paris Hilton wants to be engaged to Benji Madden

We don't even know if Benji and Paris have been dating a week yet and she's already wearing a "B" necklace and a ring on her ring finger. They haven't even had the chance for her to tell him she has a bad case of herpes. In other news, Benji's ex-girlfriend Australian actress Sophie Monk claims there is no truth to the rumors that they broke up because of Paris Hilton.

Hey everybody Dylan and Kelly are back together

Jennie Garth and Luke Perry recently reunited for something, possibly to make Shannen Doherty jealous.